While we've made amazing strides in the realm of communication, a lot can still be lost when we don't talk face to face ... sometimes with disastrous results.

Our readers shows you what happens when you're left to figure out context and connotation on your own. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by LilySprite

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Entry by igm3001

sl DownNet 3G 11:45 AM Messages Elizabeth Cotton Edit Charles Darwin, you might be a sinner, but you still have time! Accept Jesus into your life and

Entry by stung4ever

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Entry by LilySprite

Verizon 3G 10:01 PM Messages Girlfriend Edit Hey baby, whatcha doing? Watching a movie What movie? I miss you, are you thinking of me ;) I think I lov

Entry by AM Smiley

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