First Google decided to turn historical safe-search off on the Chinese government, then China makes Googling impossible. The months-long information hose fight between the search engine giant and the plucky up-and-coming global power has made us wonder on more than one occasion what the Chinese people must be saying as they try to procrastinate at work. That's where you came in.
We asked Nedroid to start things off with a bare bones comic that you could modify as you pleased. The $50 winner is below, but first the runners up.