31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
Any great career can be reduced to a poem if given enough effort.
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Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?
Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
![Seven Dirty Words Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfuicker Tits](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/4/4/331544.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/9/8/331498.jpg?v=1)
![OSCAR nominee. THEN CAME MOTORCYCLE CRASH. now CARICATURE. 6840 CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/4/331524.jpg?v=1)
![UNDERAGE DOCTOR NOW PLAYS WOMANIZING JERKS REALITY? GAY. CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/8/331528.jpg?v=1)
![Hunky E.R. doc Mullet on The Facts of Life Bat-nips? Big mistake. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/4/8/331548.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/4/6/331546.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/4/0/331540.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/3/2/331532.jpg?v=1)
![The arc of Nic Cage: No rise, no fall. A spiral. (Time travel involved?)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/0/6/331506.jpg?v=1)
![SEVEN SYLLABLES LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! ONE HUNDRED G'S PER CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/9/6/331496.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDOON eRaotoirt HUST HUST HUSTLER FTPYTA ECVE Unlikely hero First Amendment is his friend Perverts have rights too](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/7/4/331474.jpg?v=1)
![Kotter. Fever. Grease. Was gone for a while -then back. Thanks Tarantino! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/4/331464.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/2/331462.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/6/331456.jpg?v=1)
![Shaped the fantasy, Of Westeros and ESSOS. Smasher of beetles. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/8/331448.jpg?v=1)
![31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/0/331440.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED CON Capable..actor? DROPS random, punctuation! Weird? Keeps you...watching!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/4/331424.jpg?v=1)
![honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/2/331422.jpg?v=1)
![THE HORROR ICON. TYPECASTING DROVE HIM BATTY. HIs LIFE KINPA SUCKED. GRACKEDCOM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/0/331420.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCO COM CiteECON Co ab Show me the money! Won him critical acclaim Snow Dogs ended it.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/1/4/331414.jpg?v=1)
![lie AEROSMIIH said - THE dude looks IKE a lady. Gl, beER wok! you CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/9/8/331398.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCON MAN HAS GIANT DONG GIANT DONG CAN'T FIX UGLY STILL HAS GIANT DONG](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/8/0/331380.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED Shot for her beliefs COM Yowngesr Nobel Proge wvcuner Suck it, Valiban](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/7/4/331374.jpg?v=1)
![What Fred did, she did... ...but backwards and in high heels. Now that, lads, is class.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/7/2/331372.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED COM With his comedy He lit the world on fire Did the same to self](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/6/2/331362.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED.CON MANY BROKEN BONES IT'S OKAY. I'M JACKIE CHAN PUNCH BACK INTO PLACE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/6/0/331360.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDcO COM Dirt poor Dutch painter, Unknown all his life, poor guy; Famous for lost ear.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/5/6/331356.jpg?v=1)
![A generation's finest actor ruined by one weird sound hooah CRACKED CON COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/4/331344.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCON BASS PLAY BARELY COULO CRAZY HIS STABBED ASS GIRLFRIEND POSTERIZED PUNK GOD](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/6/331326.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED.COM Liked to paint at first Had problems with the neighbors Curious mustache](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/1/8/331318.jpg?v=1)
![FUCK YOU, TRAINEE CHEF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AW, FUCKING FUCK OFF! CRACKEDOONF](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/4/331444.jpg?v=1)