31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?

Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Mgloss

FUCK YOU, TRAINEE CHEF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AW, FUCKING FUCK OFF! CRACKEDOONF

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