15 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think

A lot of people never stop dancing long enough to really listen to a song, or its meaning is intentionally obscured because it’s too much of a downer to make you boogie.

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Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?

Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by weezerbholly

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Entry by Dethwolf

The arc of Nic Cage: No rise, no fall. A spiral. (Time travel involved?)

Entry by luvthecubs

Kotter. Fever. Grease. Was gone for a while -then back. Thanks Tarantino! CRACKED.COM

Entry by iWrite4u

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Entry by luvthecubs

lie AEROSMIIH said - THE dude looks IKE a lady. Gl, beER wok! you CRACKEDCON

Entry by El Zoof

What Fred did, she did... ...but backwards and in high heels. Now that, lads, is class.

Entry by Tansero

CRACKEDcO COM Dirt poor Dutch painter, Unknown all his life, poor guy; Famous for lost ear.

Entry by Dethwolf

CRACKED.COM Liked to paint at first Had problems with the neighbors Curious mustache

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