In today's age, we pretty much live and die by our phones. They're the last thing we look at before we go to bed at night, and they're the first thing we look at when we get up in the morning.

But what happens when the first thing you read in the morning is the last text message you'd ever want to get? We asked our readers to conjure up the worst text messages possible to wake up to. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Sonny Time

AT&T 3G 7:01 AM Messages Unknown Edit Peekaboo. I see you. Send CRAGKEDCOM

Entry by ClockMaster

AT&T 3G 26 AM Messages H4CK3R Edit Congratulations! You appear to have accidentally downloaded the iRansomurPhone app. Keep an eye on your text messag

Entry by qiddis

AT&T 3G 7:13 AM Messages Tim Edit Bro, we both had a lot of drinks last night. Let just pretend what we did n said 2 each other didnt happen.... n the

Entry by CriticUltima

Chris 3G 8:49 AM mmI. Messages Agent #97/B Edit The experiment is over. Your family and friends are currently on a plane ride out of the country. Your

Entry by Paka

The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To

Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED cO ...00 ATAT 8:55 AM 50% Messages Unknown Contact Today a 22 A You should dial 911. Thanks for the kidney.

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