In today's age, we pretty much live and die by our phones. They're the last thing we look at before we go to bed at night, and they're the first thing we look at when we get up in the morning.

But what happens when the first thing you read in the morning is the last text message you'd ever want to get? We asked our readers to conjure up the worst text messages possible to wake up to. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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