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20 Classic Movies From the Perspective of Minor Characters
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They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. And sometimes also "That one character who got 5 minutes of screen time totally deserves a full-length feature."
We asked you to go back into some of our favorite movies and show us what those films would be like from the point of view of one of the proverbial red shirts. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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