"I do remember specifically sitting on the floor the entire time," Jack says. That's because the f**k chair "was the only place to sit in the entire apartment (besides the bed) ... He was a devious genius."
Next was Dr. Love's huge dildo.
Is-is it flicking us off?
"Not sure if this thing was ever lodged in this doctor's ass at some point, but it was still in its box. To think that this dude's mom was fighting to get this enormous fake c**k, kind of makes you hope that kind old lady loses out to the so-called girlfriend (who was some money-grubbing 'actress' who I had actually recognized from some of her previous work). That enormous monstrosity just sat on the top of the closet as I continued logging everything else in the apartment. Staring at me."
Having learned entirely too much about this deceased stranger's boner, Jack moved on to the kitchen.