If you saw this alarming GIF uploaded by a redditor ...
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If you're ever dining on vacation here, don't get the frog legs.
... you probably assumed it was a hoax. Maybe he threw a couple of his pet frogs in his toilet for the cheap internet karma. But no, this is apparently a fairly common problem in the land down under. For practical purposes, Elsa classifies toilet frogs into three distinct subtypes: "First are the tiny surf ninjas, hiding out under the rim and riding the wave with every flush. Then there are the fat and cocky bastards, so smug at having won the outback water lottery that they sit at the bottom of the bowl, stare you straight in the eye, and won't move for anything. Then there are the frogs that cling to the side of the bowl, where you won't see them. Those are the ones most likely to jump up and touch your butt."
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