Matt has written about comedy and culture for Cracked since 2019. Previously, he spent 16 years as a contributor to The Onion. Matt is the co-author of young adult novels Deck Z: The Titanic and The Giant Smugglers.
Only Dennis Miller could spew, ‘In the real singles world, you live in an apartment the size of Billy Barty’s walk-in closet with three roommates who are flakier than a Greek pastry placed on Wally George’s shoulder’