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Real Name: Jinomoja
Member Since: April 23rd, 2010
About Me: I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
If you're going into battle, you've got two wardrobe options: You can dress in something practical -- camouflage, body armor, boring shit like that -- or you can slap on a SpongeBob costume.