When your favorite sitcom characters take their obligatory once-a-series trip to Vegas, unless that specific episode is about how Chandler loses it all on black, or Kramer comes up with a scheme to count cards, we never see them face the mundane consequences of taking an expensive vacation: eating ramen for a few months, missing the trip back home
Back in the olden days, advertisers made the bold move of using the saddest pictures possible to depress viewers into buying their products out of pity.
Now that we've ingested and pooped out our best jokes on the greatest interview of the year, I'd like to step back a moment and remind everyone why kids like Willow and Jaden aren't so bad.
On a day when the Canadian parliament was attacked by a terrorist, a serial killer confessed to killing at least seven women in Indiana, everyone was asking one thing: 'What happened to Renee Zellweger's face?'
As America starts looking more secular and less like Pat Robertson's 1950s-era dream board, I suspect a few of the sillier elements of Christian culture are going to disappear forever.
As a grown woman and a mom of middle school daughters, I'm convinced that the new wave of viral ads are just as pandering and insulting as the things they're trying to prevent.
When the robots finally take over and start sifting through the rubble that was Earth, they're going to come to the conclusion that ours was a mercy killing. Why? Because of ads like these.
