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Real Name: David Israel Nunez
Member Since: July 3rd, 2013
About Me: David Israel Nunez Alvear
You can follow my ravings and conspiracy theories here on Twitter (https://twitter.com/dnunez13). I also write for Hypesicle (http://hypesicle.com/).
What if we told you that Dutch from 'Predator' was used as a template for the Terminator?
Some shows are waaaay more enjoyable when you don't start them from the beginning.
Let's provide a sense of closure for some of these horror series that ended abruptly or were rebooted without any real conclusion.
If it weren't for Mowgli, there would be no communication between animals and humans and no whimsical stories that would teach generations of children to look at their non-talking pets with disappointment.
Holiday dinners must be awkward.
Professor Oak, or whatever equivalent the game offers, is a con artist, tricking you into doing the dirty work so his spritely, pixelated hands can stay pristine.
The day that Mitchell Hurwitz starts making shallow humor is the day that we rip the mask off of Mitchell Hurwitz and find the real Mitchell Hurwitz bound in his own cellar.