How 'The Jungle Book' Changed Disney Animal Evolution
Evolution. It's what has changed our species from unsophisticated, heathen apes to glorious, smartphone-using apes, and I can't wait to see what it will do next. Three arms? Please let it be three arms.
It's also pretty prevalent in animals, even the animated ones. Go ahead. Look at two of the Disney films that are set before The Jungle Book: Snow White and Hercules. Animals don't talk. They don't impart a lick of wisdom onto the clueless human protagonists. And Iago from Aladdin or Archimedes from Sword In The Stone, both movies that predate The Jungle Book as well, don't count, because they're obviously enchanted by the magicians that they hang out with. Whenever direct exposure to magic is involved, you can attribute any abnormal intelligence to enchantment. If all birds could talk, then that flamingo would've just asked Iago, "You tryin' to fuck, lady bird?" instead of just panting his heart out.
So why is it that I specifically mentioned The Jungle Book? Well, because if it weren't for Mowgli, there would be no communication between animals and humans and no whimsical stories that would teach generations of children to look at their non-talking pets with disappointment. Here's the timeline based on the years that Disney animations take place before Jungle Book:
The Animals Cannot Speak (Pre-Jungle Book Era)
270 B.C.: Hercules (no talking animals)
500s: Mulan (no talking animals)
700s: Sword In The Stone (only a magician's talking owl -- which is probably enchanted)
900s: Aladdin (no talking animals except Iago -- but he may be enchanted by Jafar. He even pretends to be a real parrot around the Sultan at first)
1500: Sleeping Beauty (no talking animals)
1550s: Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (no talking animals)
1750-1795: Beauty And The Beast (no talking animals)
1607: Pocahontas (no talking animals)
1840s: Tangled (no talking animals)
1840s: Frozen (no talking animals)
1880s: Little Mermaid (animals don't communicate with humans, just mermaids, who are half-fish)
1880s: Jungle Book (only Mowgli can talk to the animals)
Why Is Mowgli So Important?
Remember King Louie singing an entire song about wanting to walk and talk like humans? This should seem weird to anyone, because he's dancing and singing like a human, so why on Earth would he need fire? Well, his and every other animals' speech is strictly for the viewers' benefit. It's basically there so that no one would have to painstakingly subtitle the roars and growls. In actuality, only Mowgli can understand any of these creatures. That's what makes Mowgli so special. King Louie knows that Mowgli is all Beastmastered up and wants to take advantage of this gift and finally bridge the gap between man and beast. The only way he can do this is if Mowgli shows him how to make fire.
I wanna be a man, man-cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true!
Being that King Louie knows of fire's existence and knows that humans are capable of making it, wouldn't it have been easier if Louie or one of his monkey lackeys just followed some humans and watched them make fire from afar instead of pursuing Mowgli? Well, it's not that simple. The ability Mowgli holds allows him to bestow clear understanding, which is why he can openly talk to each and every species in the jungle.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and King Louie knows it. Mowgli is the key to evolution.
Mowgli Is The Animals' Prometheus
In the legend of Prometheus, Zeus withheld fire from prehistoric man, and they were "unenlightened," because Zeus is a giant dick. All of man's Hot Pockets were uncooked, and they were fucking miserable because of it. It wasn't until Prometheus delivered fire to mankind that they became "enlightened" and began to walk upright. We're talking about evolution here.
At the climax of the first film, Mowgli reveals fire to the creatures in an effort to keep Shere Khan away.
What could go wrong?
And then everything changes. Just like mankind in the Prometheus legend, the animals gain intelligence and become "enlightened." It's like Walt Disney's version of 2001: A Space Odyssey. After the events of the first film, the animals are then able to communicate with other humans (as seen in The Jungle Book 2, where Mowgli's friend is able to communicate directly with Baloo), a fact that we have to tell you outright because The Jungle Book 2 didn't exactly blow up the box office.
Look what you made us do!
Years later, in Disney's TaleSpin, Baloo, Shere Khan, and King Louie move out of the jungle and move into an intelligent animal utopia called Cape Suzette. It's definitely a positive outcome, since before TaleSpin if your kid asked, "What happened after The Jungle Book, mommy?" all you could say was, "Poaching, sweetheart." And you can tell that these may be the same creatures, as their hands are still very paw-like and their "thumbs" are not fully formed. They haven't gotten the full Moreau treatment yet. Compared to the other Disney afternoon cartoons of the time (DuckTales, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, etc.), TaleSpin looks like it takes place much earlier (it's somewhere in the 1910s, according to Disney Adventures magazines). Cape Suzette might just be the first animal-only city in the world. This all makes sense, as Mowgli enlightened most of its citizens.
The Animals Begin To Talk (Concurrent Or Post-Jungle Book Era)
1880s: Jungle Book 2 (Shanti can understand Baloo now too)
1880s: Alice In Wonderland (enlightened animals only happen in a dream but still possibly exist)
1880s: Tarzan (enlightened animals only communicate with Tarzan)
1880s: Legend Of Tarzan (enlightened animals openly communicate with Jane and the Professor)
1880s: Pinocchio (enlightened fox, cat, and cricket that openly communicate with humans)
1880s: Cinderella (enlightened mice communicate with Cinderella)
1900s: The Fox And The Hound (enlightened animals purposely hide their intelligence from humans)
1909: Lady And The Tramp (enlightened animals purposely hide their intelligence from humans)
1910: TaleSpin (enlightened animals live in their own utopia)
1910: The Aristocats (enlightened animals purposely hide their intelligence from humans)
Not to be confused with The Aristocrats. Very important distinction.
1916-1926: Princess And The Frog (enlightened crocs and frogs communicate with few humans)
1941: Dumbo (enlightened mouse talks to sleeping human; sleeping human understands mouse)
It seems that in this stage of the world, animals who gained intelligence kept their intelligence secret for the most part (as seen in The Rescuers, Cinderella, etc.). In fact, Tarzan thinks he can talk to animals, but it turns out they're actually only talking to him (which is why he can later speak clearly to the humans). Further proof of this is that in The Legend Of Tarzan animated series, the animals openly talk to the other humans, meaning that they were simply hiding their intelligence.
This agenda to keep their intelligence secret was evident as far back as Jungle Book 2, where the rest of the animals saw Baloo's attempts to communicate with humans as a threat to their kind. Needless to say, his attempt was met with great resistance:
And even when they do go further than simple communication and start doing business with humans, it's always nefarious, underground business. The fox and the cat in Pinocchio are total pieces of shit who deal in the kidnapped-children market. They're on the absolute fringe of society. It really doesn't get fringier than "sell kids to be tortured on an island."
Enlightened Animals Are Exposed And Exploited (Disney Afternoon Era)
1970s: The Rescuers (enlightened animals purposely hide their intelligence from humans)
1980s: Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers (enlightened animals purposely hide their intelligence from humans)
1990s: DuckTales (ducks have evolved and made their own cities with dogs mainly as servants)
1990s: Goof Troop (dogs now have their own city)
The dream we all dream of.
1990s: Darkwing Duck (a continuation of DuckTales)
Late 1990s: Quack Pack (enlightened animals now live among humans, are somewhat repressed)
Late 1990s: Bonkers (enlightened animals and magically enchanted objects are clumped into "toons," simply because humankind cannot explain their existence. Toons are repressed but still live with humans. Most live in ghettos, like Toontown.)
Late 1990s: All old cartoons featuring Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Pluto are explained as being "cartoons" filmed in the 1990s.
Even up until the Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers era, the general human population was not aware that animals were able to communicate with humans (only a single mad scientist knew of their intelligence). Around this exact same time, though, ducks built their own cities far away from humans. Places like Duckburg and St. Canard (from DuckTales and Darkwing Duck, respectively) were built in areas surrounded by masses of empty land. These cities had other species, but they were minorities and treated as lower-class citizens. Ducks were obviously superior. These cities are, after all, named after ducks. The Beagle Boys are dogs, and they are low-life criminals, while Scrooge's butler, who is also a dog, is named Duckworth -- it's his freaking slave name. Dogs later built their own small town called Spoonerville, which is where Goof Troop takes place, and it is also in the middle of a huge, empty land mass.
It isn't until Quack Pack, which takes place 10 or so years after DuckTales, that humans are finally seen co-existing with enlightened animals. (The timeline is evident because Huey, Dewey, and Louie star in both shows and are now about 10 years older.) As irony would have it, the ducks are mistreated and viewed as a lower class to humans.
In Bonkers (which takes place a bit after Quack Pack), all anthropomorphic creatures are categorized into a single race called toons. This term is humankind's rationality for something they don't fully understand. In the Disney universe, Goofy, Donald, and Mickey are also "cartoon" stars. But in this world, "cartoons" aren't hand-drawn. Instead, they are filmed in live-action using these enlightened animals. And all those old Disney cartoons where Donald is in the Army and Mickey is a sorcerer's apprentice? Those are all present-day cartoons where the toons are just acting.
Like how Goofy pretends to be a dog.
Despite the appearance that toons seem to be viewed as celebrities (mainly by other toons), they are actually being exploited by humans. Cartoons are humanity's way of building relations between the two races, yet they fail to truly "get" them. This is quite apparent when most humans appear to be very vocal toon haters, yet have no problem using the toons for dangerous jobs.
One Of Time's Greatest Mysteries, Finally Solved
Before we continue on to the timeline, I want to point out that this entire theory also solves one of the greatest mysteries of all time: Why Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, yet Goofy is "intelligent," while Pluto lives like a normal puppy. In the age of prehistoric man, Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals overlapped. Cro-Magnon (the dominant race) moved forward as enlightened creatures, while Neanderthals remained savage and died out. Pluto is the Neanderthal in this scenario.
And Goofy is what happens when man mates with dogs.
Evolution also explains giant mice and ducks. Animals (at least baseline "non-enlightened" animals) have a shorter lifespan than humans. Whereas a human lives a lifetime of about 80 years, dogs, ducks, and especially mice all kick the bucket pretty quickly. With such short lives, within a few generations, these now-intelligent species have been able to refine their genetics. This could also be explained by a real-life scientific theory called speciation events, where sharp, rapid bursts of evolution occur.
Even so, the ability to grow opposable thumbs within a matter of generations seems like kind of a stretch. Unless, of course, they always wear some kind of gloves that help form thumbs (not unlike Chinese foot binding).
Oh, wait. They do ...
Notice that no ducks in Disney wear these gloves. They were also the first to build their own cities. This proves that the ducks were the first beings to fully evolve, thumbs and all. All hail ducks.
Zootopia Hides The Truth About Where Apes And Humans Are
Zootopia, despite being marketed as "What if animals had evolved and built a metropolis?" has some clues littered throughout the movie that seem to imply that there is more to the idea than some half-baked blurb. For example, there is a scene early on that shows the map of "their world." But isn't this supposed to be "What if animals evolved instead of humans?" So is this not Earth? Oh, but it is. It is Earth ... just a very small portion of it. Just like Cape Suzette, Duckburg, or St. Canard are hidden by huge masses of empty land, Zootopia is just as hidden.
Most Americans wouldn't even be able to spot it on this map.
There is another clue in the name itself: "Zootopia," which combines "zoo" meaning "animals" and "utopia" meaning "an intentional community that attempts to create ideal society." So humans had to exist at some point in this world in order for them to move away and build a world where only zoological creatures could exist in a utopic society.
It can be inferred that the rest of animal-kind was fed up with being exploited by the humans. They packed up, moved away, and isolated themselves. It also appears that the government of Zootopia is hiding the truth about the existence of humans, simply to keep the animals from ever exploring outside of Zootopia's boundaries. What actually happened to the humans will forever be hidden from the general population as the higher powers control what the population knows.
With that, animals can live happily ever after, in some kind of M. Night Shyamalan's The Village scenario:
And guess who appears at the nudist colony -- where animals go to get in touch with their true nature? Motha-freaking Baloo.
On the far left blending with the shadow: Baloo (or possibly his great-grandson.)
And this theory ends where it began: with The Jungle Book. Baloo was the first ambassador between man and animal, and look where he ends up. He is persecuted so much that he flees to a place where he won't have to worry about any humans, a species that's obviously no longer a "bear necessity" to him.
David Israel Nunez Alvear is the Birdface of Queen Birdface and a writer for Hypesicle. You can follow his mad ravings and conspiracy theories on Twitter.
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