I write things for money. Maybe if I'm lucky Cracked will provide some of that money! You could probably come up with an even more ignoble goal in life, if you put some serious thought into it.
Spoiler alert: Assholes produced your favorite movie moments ever -- and some of them did that while putting their cast and crew through relentless horror.
If you're like most Cracked readers, you own an extensive collection of classical music that you listen to during one of your daily top hat parties or afternoon pipe appraisal sessions. This article isn't for you.
