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Chris Bucholz

Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.

The 12 Most Common Fantasies Teenage Boys Have

Few things possess as much creative horsepower as the idling mind of a teenage boy.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: February 24, 2015

5 Brilliant Ways Historical Figures Dealt With Their Haters

Famous people throughout history, who I'm now calling 'hist-lebrities,' have dealt with haters in their own ways -- which I now share with you, my probable haters.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: February 15, 2015

6 Tips for Becoming the Worst Waiter in the World

Chad, you dickhead.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: February 13, 2015

5 Expert Phrases That Explain Ideas You Should Understand

I invite you to read some folksy animal-centric wisdom and become the Yoda of your circle of friends.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: February 03, 2015

5 Insane Things You Don't Know About Letters of the Alphabet

The alphabet's been playing you for a sap.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: January 25, 2015

5 Things No One Tells You About the First Year of Parenthood

After a year of diaper fighting, I now brim with parenting wisdom.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: January 13, 2015

9 Ways to Get Back Into Work Mode After a Holiday

As a master of keeping my job after all sorts of absences, explained or otherwise, I've developed several tricks for just this situation.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: January 07, 2015

5 Things Night Owls Understand That Morning People Never Can

People would think differently of night owls if they knew our dark, yawning secrets.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: December 27, 2014

A Holiday Guide to Scamming Christmas Ghosts

I present a transcript of my encounters to you, the hate-filled business owners that make up the bulk of Cracked's readership.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: December 24, 2014

5 Books That Don't Deserve the Amount of Hate They Get

Here then, for your hating pleasure, are some of the most hated books in the world, and also maybe why we should be nicer to them.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: December 09, 2014

7 Brilliantly Poetic Phrases Accidentally Invented by Sports

In the interest of casting the sporting world in a light that Cracked's bookish audience might appreciate, I'm going to talk about words instead.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: December 04, 2014

Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's

To the Manager of McDonald's #9874: I am deeply sorry about what happened in your ball pit.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: November 27, 2014

5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Advocates

How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: November 18, 2014

4 Reasons People Hate It When You Compliment Them

Here, for your street-harassment-avoidance pleasure, are four reasons why compliments might not be very complimentary.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: November 11, 2014

The 5 Weirdest Ways Words Have Changed Meanings

Here are five reasons words change meaning, along with some accurate and deadly serious predictions for how some specific words will change in the future.

Authors: By Chris Bucholz
Published: November 04, 2014