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Pauli Poisuo

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5 Things You Can't F#@k Up (Humanity Has Officially Ruined)

These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: August 06, 2015

5 Insane Erotic Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

As you can probably guess, everything in here is NSFW.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: August 01, 2015

4 Terrifying Crimes (That We'll Never Solve)

A good murder mystery is pretty much the most enticing thing you can imagine.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: July 22, 2015

5 Accomplished Authors Who Turned Out To Be Hoaxes

Over the years, many prolific writers have disguised their true identities in a multitude of ways, sometimes resulting in notable bestsellers.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: July 18, 2015

4 Superhero Movies That Can Save The Genre

There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: July 14, 2015

5 Classic Games That Desperately Need A Movie Adaptation

Dear film-creating deities, if you could pause from your cocaine-fueled genital parties for a few minutes, allow me to suggest a few things.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: July 08, 2015

5 Insane Sports We Brought Back (In The Worst Possible Way)

These sports were truly exciting, truly chilling, and, most of all, truly deadly. So of course a bunch of them are making a comeback in the dumbest ways possible.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: July 04, 2015

5 Impressively Insane Theories About Famous Buildings

Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: July 01, 2015

4 Creepy Ways History Was a Never-Ending Horror Show

As much as we like to complain about all the bullshit the world is throwing at us today, our Internet-less, video-game-free ancestors had it way, way worse.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: June 25, 2015

5 Creepy Murder Mysteries From History We'll Never Solve

These are straight out of crime novels. The ones where the authors died mysteriously before finishing them.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: June 17, 2015

5 Real Advanced Weapons Clearly Designed By A Toddler

Did you ever play war games when you were a child? Because these weapon designers definitely did.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: June 11, 2015

5 Famous Cities That Hide Movie-Worthy Secrets

Some cities' secrets are just a camera crew and a suitable soundtrack short of amazing movies.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: June 08, 2015

5 Crazy (But Intriguing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Once you become famous, someone somewhere is going to assume you're an iguana person wearing a badly-made people mask as you plot the world's demise with your fellow Illuminati.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: June 01, 2015

5 Bizarre Ways People Are Fooling Surveillance Systems

Take the following, supposedly efficient methods of fighting constant surveillance. Seriously, take them and use them in public.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: May 23, 2015

5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone

Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: May 16, 2015

4 Strange Problems Only Celebrities Seem To Have

Let's put on our best safari clothes and helmets and venture deep into the jungles of fame, and try to figure out why so many of them eventually face the following situations

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: May 11, 2015

5 Real Vehicles That Only Fictional Superheroes Should Drive

I have ventured deep into the alien nether-realm of automotive locomotion and emerged with a bunch of vehicles that I want to unleash on the unwary world.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo
Published: May 07, 2015