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crackedwriters
Real Name: crackedwriters
Member Since: August 5th, 2011
About Me:
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The 1938 'War Of The Worlds' Alien Hysteria Was Fake News
By Cracked Writers
Fake news about fake news?
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George Washington Got Hit By Lightning In The Womb
By Cracked Writers
Apparently, George Washington was marked for greatness before he was ever born.
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Paintball Looked Far More Insane In The 1900s
By Cracked Writers
Mankind has always been looking for a reason to shoot at each other.
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The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think
By Cracked Writers
The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.
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Meet The Family Who Disappeared Into Siberia For Decades
By Cracked Writers
When one Russian family tried to escape civilization, they literally fell off the map, and it took us 40 years to find them.
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North Korea Once Made A Monster Movie And It Was Super Crazy
By Cracked Writers
This film is a valuable contribution to the cinematic arts.
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Why Did Pirates Really Wear Eyepatches?
By Cracked Writers
The simple eye patch is a much more advanced piece of technology than you realize.
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How A Guy Trying To Turn Pee Into Gold Changed Human History
By Cracked Writers
Alchemy didn't work exactly the way you think it did.
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The 20 Most Popular Cracked Columns Of 2019
By Cracked Writers
Take a gander at some of our most popular columns in 2019.
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Cracked Editors' Picks Of 2018: 27 Articles We Liked A Lot
By Cracked Writers
These articles are so nice we're publishing them twice.
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The 25 Most Mind-Blowing Facts We Published In 2018
By Cracked Writers
May these facts explode your brain just as they exploded ours.
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The 20 Most-Read Cracked Articles Of 2018
By Cracked Writers
Let's take a second to remember the high points of 2018.
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Evil Things Huge Companies Have Done
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Big corporations would watch the world burn if it meant making a few bucks.
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21 People Who Get Unfairly Left Out Of The History Books
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Here are some names that you've probably never heard, but absolutely should have.
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15 Creepy Crimes That Were Never Solved
By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
These are all as puzzling as they are horrific.
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19 Subliminal Mindfreaks From Horror Films You Might Not Have Noticed
By Jesse, Cracked Writers
Even if you went to see Paddington, you still got brainhacked by movie posters.
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20 True Crimes That Seem Impossible
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
These are too weird even for Florida.
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15 Movie Monsters That Are Terrifyingly Silly
By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
These are more puzzling than scary.
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18 Facts To Keep Your Brain Up To Date
By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
You can't go on forever with the same old facts.
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20 Iconic TV And Movie Locations Ruined By Fans
By Jesse, Cracked Writers
Nothing ruins a good fandom like the fans.
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21 Unanswered Questions That Ruin Movies & TV Shows
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Questions are important.
