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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
Saul Goodman wishes he had tricks like these.
Behind the scenes, things get really weird.
Do you enjoy being told that things are racist? If not, too bad.
When a criminal gets a nickname, shit gets real.
Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.
Stories keep evolving, revealing layer after layer of weirdness.
You've been sentenced to die. How do you escape?
These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.
Like the wearers of those T-shirts from the boardwalk, the FBI experience spectacular failures.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Questions are important.
It's not that we view famous people through rose-tinted glasses -- quite the opposite in fact.
Turns out real life is actually just as implausible as fiction.
Turns out Disney movies could have been way, way darker.
Pardon us for pulling a Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Famous people lie. It's shocking, we know.
Movies are great and all, but sometimes the story behind the story is way more awesome.
History is full of terrifying, underwear-ruining horror.