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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,000 articles, totaling over a million words, attracting over 130 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
5 Sports Rules Designed for the Unlikeliest of Circumstances
Ah yes, it’s the Ken rule. We made that because of Ken
5 Cursed Lands That We Humans Rendered Uninhabitable
In some places, the ground itself will poison you
5 Fascinating Technologies the World Forgot Once They Were Replaced
Welcome to the past, when we bounced words off the Moon
15 Swerves of Trivia That Drained Our Bank Accounts This Week
We’ve got some fine things to say about New Jersey
4 Shady Moves Husbands Pulled to Beat Divorce Settlements
If you ain’t no punk, holla, ‘We want prenup. We want prenup, yeah!’
5 Wrongly Fired People Who Fought Back and Won
‘I will watch porn and give out free cheese, or by God, I will sue you!’
4 Icons of World War II That Are Big Ol’ Lies
That’s not a feminist message. That’s just one factory saying, ‘Keep working, peons’
5 Health Fads That Fooled People, Till the Bodies Started Piling Up
Maybe that naked cult leader doesn’t have your best interests at heart
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
14 Animals That Are Secretly Evil Geniuses
We like to think we run the planet, with our higher intelligence and penchant for being pretty innovative at warfare. But a hard glance at the animal kingdom gives us pause.
14 Truly Baffling Sex Tips Doled Out By Magazines
Warning: A fair chunk of this list comes from Cosmo.
14 Unexpected Friendships Between Enemies
You can probably think of a a few people you'd never forgive. But the following people were a lot better at forgiving than you are.
21 Simple Food Hacks That Might Help In The Kitchen
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.
14 Moral Panics Over Historical Inventions
People are constantly thinking of the children. Maybe thinking a little too hard, and objecting too hard.
14 Medical Oddities To Give You Nightmares
Feast your eyes on the following! (Warning: May contain some actual eye feasting.)
20 Amazing Body Hacks People Should Hear About
If you're having a hard time with this whole living thing, we're here to help.
