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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 350 articles, totaling over 700,000 words, attracting over 125 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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They were going to invent something like it, then they realized the thing they wanted already existed.
Thanks to a computer error, every crime that couldn't be pinpointed was traced to one farm.
Off burgers and fajitas ... and millions of bottles of Coke.
It's a reminder of how weird it is that we still rely on stenographers in the court room.
If you remove the license plates from your car, that's probably because you're a criminal and don't want to be tracked.
It ... it was not actually ostrich meat.
Did you know the majority of MLB stadiums buy their soil from one location in Pennsylvania?
Clyde shot himself in the foot, both figuratively and almost literally.
'Mr. Ebert,' he wrote. 'I figured I would tell you the rest of what happened on Jan. 29, 1999.'
This is one of the grisliest cannibal beheadings in Canadian history.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.