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ChrisPauls Wisconsin
Real Name: CP
Member Since: July 13th, 2013
About Me:
String together words, sometimes for money. Onion contributing writer since Tiger Woods PGA tour 2003 for Playstation. Co-author of Deck Z: The Titanic: https://www.amazon.com/Deck-Z-Titanic-Unsinkable-Undead/dp/145210803X
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Patton Oswalt Talks To Cracked About Reinventing Himself, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, And Ducks
By Chris Pauls, Matt Solomon
Talking Neil Gaiman, wildlife management, and all things comedy.
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Want An Abbott Elementary School Shooting Episode? (You're Not Getting One)
By Chris Pauls
Call your elected representative, don't DM Quinta Brunson.
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The Cursed McDonald's Sandwich Jason Alexander Couldn't Save
By Chris Pauls
Yes, there is Emmy, Tony, and Grammy award-winner Jason Richards, looking like he belongs in 'American Psycho.'
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Dave Chappelle Attacked Onstage: Where Was The Security?
By Chris Pauls
We need more security than Jamie Foxx in a cowboy hat.
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'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia': Dennis Reynolds Is The Ultimate Supervillain
By Chris Pauls
He didn't start out as a full-blown supervillain, but now he just might be the apex, the final form, the thing we should all rightly fear: I am talking about Dennis Reynolds.
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'Freaks And Geeks': Should There Ever Be A Reunion?
By Chris Pauls
Get ready to ball up your fists and yell, "Khaaaaan!"
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That Time My Friend Wrestled Andy Kaufman
By Chris Pauls
"You're Andy Kaufman!" "Yes, I am, kid," he said, sliding off the kitchen table. "Now c'mere; let's wrestle."
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4 Huge Secret Problems With Avengers: Endgame's Ending
By Dan Duddy, Isaac Cabe, Chris Pauls
WARNING! You are about to ascend SPOILER MOUNTAIN!
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Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds
By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls, Scott Laffey
All the latest theories from the tinfoil hat brigade.
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5 Weirdly Common Ways People Get Injured On Halloween
By Chris Pauls
Halloween is a gold mine for personal injury lawyers.
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5 Problems Facing The Marvel Cinematic Universe In Phase 4
By Dan Duddy, Chris Pauls
Marvel has officially finished Phase 3 of their 50-Phase Plan for intergalactic domination.
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5 Meltdowns That Went Viral Before The Internet Existed
By Chris Pauls
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
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5 Ways The MCU Dropped The Ball
By Chris Pauls
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did it better.
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Five Awful Storylines From The Greatest TV Shows
By Dan Duddy, Chris Pauls
Even the best series can awful subplots.
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Weird Unanswered Questions Of The Marvel Universe
By Chris Pauls
There are gaps in the fictional universe that multiply from one film to the next.
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5 Promises Celebrities Hope We'll Forget
By Chris Pauls
Celebrities are just like us ... in that they make promises they certainly don't intend to keep.
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18 MCU Weird, Unanswered Questions
By Chris Pauls, Matt Solomon
Marvel, please... not everything has to be a cliffhanger.
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A 12-Pack Of Interesting Movie & General 'Now You Know' Facts
By Chris Pauls, AM Smiley
It's time to quench your brain.
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Download: 23 Movie Facts Spanning The Entire Alien Franchise
By Chris Pauls, AM Smiley
In space, no one can hear you learn.
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Now You Know: Impressive Movie And General Knowledge Facts
By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
These should make your brain sit up and take notice.
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Now You Know: 12 Essential Movie & General Knowledge Facts
By Chris Pauls, AM Smiley
It's time for an infusion of interesting facts.
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Download: 12 Denzel Washington Essential Knowledge Hyperfacts
By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
It's 100 percent fine to idolize this guy.
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12 Movie And General 'Now You Know' Facts To Feed Your Brain
By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
It's time for your weekly fact infusion.
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Download: Kristen Bell Facts To Make You An Expert
By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
It's time to front-load your brain with some Kristen.
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12 'Now You Know' Facts To Make Your Brain Purr
By Chris Pauls, AM Smiley
Guaranteed 100 percent interesting.
