15 Trivia Tidbits About Hairy Babies, Eddie Murphy, And The Plan To Nuke The Sun
Humans know a lot of things about a lot of stuff here on earth. But did you know that there are a lot of things on earth that we don’t know? Things like: where is god? Is he here? It’s starting to seem like he doesn’t even care about Margaret and her bitchy bra stuffing friends.
I digress. The point is- there is a lot we don’t know. But if we know anything it is this list of 15 things. Things like lead is obviously bad, but did you know it’s also kind of good? Or, that there was once a guy who was a real-life scientist who wanted to nuke the sun and travel throughout the galaxy. Also, magicians have won every war on earth. These are all things we know, obviously.
Anyway, does any of that make sense? No? Okay well maybe read this list of 15 friggin facts you dumb idiot and you’ll get it: