12 World-Building J.R.R. Tolkien Facts (That Surprised Us)
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In case you’ve been living under a rock (and not in the Misty Mountains), John Ronald Reuel Tolkien wrote The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The (post-humously published) Silmarillion. He’s arguably considered the father of modern fantasy. His friendship-bordering-on-rivalry with C.S. Lewis is in the Creative Friendship Hall of Fame, with the friends influencing each other’s works. Despite being born in the 1800s, he gave us “my precious,” which is quoted about as much if not more than “my wife” from Borat. We’d argue he also gave us the good parts of Harry Potter. And Elon Musk criticized him so you know he’s worth defending.
As much as we know his work, languages, and deep beautiful world-building, how much do we know about the man? He was a professor at Oxford. He started the literary group The Inklings with C.S. Lewis. He was a linguist. And we also know the following 12 facts…
J.R.R. Tolkien never wanted his work published in paperback
![CRACKED.COM J.R.R. Tolkien never wanted his work published in paperback When an editor asked if they could publish The Lord of the Rings in paperback, Tolkien was appalled and said he would never permit his work to appear in such a degenerate a form. The editor was outraged and found a loophole in the copyright to do it anyway.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/5/868185.jpg)
Source: Locus Magazine
J.R.R. Tolkien turned down The Beatles
![CRACKED.COM J.R.R. Tolkien turned down The Beatles WELCOME WDGY W D There was talk of the Fab Four making a live-action The Lord of the Rings movie, with Lennon playing Gollum, Paul McCartney playing Frodo, George Harrison playing Gandalf, and Ringo Starr, naturally, as Sam. Stanley Kubrick was approached to direct. Tolkien shut the idea down.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/1/868171.jpg)
Source: Variety
Tolkien helped to translate a cursed ring
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien helped to translate a cursed ring STEND LE Two years before he began working on The Hobbit, Professor Tolkien was asked to help an archaeologist with the name of a god invoked on a curse tablet for a stolen ring. The Roman ring dates back to the 4th century.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/8/868188.jpg)
Source: The Guardian
Tolkien stood up for his beliefs, even when it meant losing money
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien stood up for his beliefs, even when it meant losing money J.R.R. TOLKIEN Der kleine Hobbit In 1938, Tolkien's would-be German publisher asked for proof of Tolkien's Aryan descent. Tolkien could have provided it and made money but refused the racist, antisemitic request. A German translation of The Hobbit wasn't made until 1957.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/9/868189.jpg)
Source: LitHub
J.R.R. Tolkien didn't care for all his fans
![CRACKED.COM J.R.R. Tolkien didn't care for all his fans Fans flattered him and made him rather wealthy, but Tolkien would call his fans 'my deplorable cultus and was especially critical of American fans who were involved in the stories in a way that I'm not.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/7/868187.jpg)
Source: TIME
J.R.R. Tolkien hated Disney
![CRACKED.COM J.R.R. Tolkien hated Disney When discussing illustrations for The Hobbit, Tolkien instructed his American publishers to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios (for all whose works I have a heartfelt loathing).](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/9/868169.jpg)
Source: Letter 13
Tolkien and his future wife used to drop sugar cubes in strangers' hats
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien and his future wife used to drop sugar cubes in strangers' hats According to a biographer, Edith and Ronald took to frequenting Birmingham teashops, especially one which had a balcony overlooking the pavement. There they would sit and throw sugarlumps into the hats of passers-by, moving to the next table when the sugar bowl was empty.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/0/868170.jpg)
Source: J.R.R. Tolkien: A Biography
Inspiration struck Tolkien while grading papers
![CRACKED.COM Inspiration struck Tolkien while grading papers THE HOBBIT As a professor, Tolkien had the very boring task of grading exam papers. One time, he saw that one student left a page blank. Tolkien wrote, In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit on that page, which would later become the opening line to The Hobbit.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/8/3/868183.jpg)
Source: Tolkien Society
Tolkien was quite silly.
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien was quite silly While a don at Oxford, he would, on multiple occasions, dress up as an Anglo-Saxon warrior carrying an ax and chase people. One time, he and bestie C.S. Lewis went to a party dressed in full costume as polar bears. It was not a costume party. Не would pull tiny green boots from his pockets as proof that leprechauns existed, and in his older age, would hand his teeth to cashiers instead of change.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/0/868140.jpg)
Source: LitHub
Tolkien loved to start clubs
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien loved to start clubs It seems Tolkien needed a club to chill with the boys. In grade school, he started Tea Club and Barrovian Society, in which his friend group would drink tea in the school library and talk literature. As an undergrad at Oxford, he started Apolausticks, which was a literary club where students debated and drank. While a professor, he founded the Vikings Club, where faculty and students would read Old Icelandic sagas and drink. The Inklings, which he founded with C.S. Lewis, would become a legendary informal literary discussion group which met every Tuesday.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/7/868167.jpg)
Source: Mythopeic Society and Birmingham City Council
Tolkien was born in Africa
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien was born in Africa NAMIBIA Auob Mafikeng Pretoria Netspruit Maputo GAUTENG MPUMALANGA Mbabane Johannesburg SWAZILAN® Molog put Klerksdorp Kimberley FREE Epola KWAZULU-NATAL STATE Bloemfontein - Maseru NORTHERN LESOTHO Pietermaritzburg CAPE Calegon SOUTH ATLANTIC OCEAN Olifants Legend SOUTH Great ke National Ca EASTERN AFRICA CAPE Regional Ca Gamka Disputed are INDIAN Bisho Major roads OCEAN River WESTERN Cape CAPE Water bodies Town Region bour International Tolkien was born in Bloemfontein, South Africa, where his dad worked at a bank. Не lived there until he was three. His father is buried in South Africa, dying of rheumatic fever a year after](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/8/868168.jpg)
Source: The Guardian
Tolkien had his own epic love story
![CRACKED.COM Tolkien had his own epic love story LUTHIEN EDITH MARY 1889-1971 TOLKIEN JOHN RONALD 1973 BEREN EUEL After the death of his wife, J.R.R. Tolkien wrote to his son, I never called Edith Lúthien - but she was the source of the story that in time became the chief part of the Silmarillion. It was first conceived in a small woodland glade filled with hemlocks at Roos in Yorkshire. ... In those days her hair was raven, her skin clear, her eyes brighter than you have seen them, and she could sing -and dance. But the story has gone crooked, &](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/6/868166.jpg)
Source: Tolkien Estate