Jerks. They suck, right? They’re the worst. They go out of their way to make lives miserable for virtually no real reason. But do you know what’s worse than a jerk? A rich jerk!

A jerk with money has fewer limitations and more jerkhood opportunities than your average jerk. A regular a-hole risks going to jail if they punch you in the face. Rich one will have their bodyguard punch you, and then they’ll laugh their way to their private helicopter, juiced up sports car, or rare rideable ostrich.

While there are plenty of rich jerks in real life, there are far more entertaining ones in popular culture, television, and film. We mean, at least those use their wealth to build a space laser, play God with animal species, or go to the Moon — okay, that last one was a bad example.

In any case, here’s a Pictofact list of facts about rich jerks from movies and TV that will never be as harmful as the actual rich jerks in today’s society.

Lucille Bluth

Rich Jerks Arrested Development Lucille Bluth Jessica Walters professionally acted for nearly 60 years. Known as the rich socialite Lucille Bluth, Walters got her first TV role on Love of Life in 1962, and her final role before her passing was as the equally rich and jerky Mallory Archer on Archer in 2021. CRACKED.COM

Source: IMDb

Carter Pewterschmidt

Rich Jerks Family Guy Carter Pewterschmidt Не has the same voice as Dr. Hartman. Seth McFarlane plays both characters using the same voice. This was joked about in the episode Believe Or Not, Joe's Walking on Air. CRACKED.COM

Source: Scene on YouTube

Bruce Wayne

Rich Jerks DC Comics Bruce Wayne Не got his name from two historical figures. Batman creators took the name Bruce Wayne from Scottish King Bruce I and American revolutionary general Mad Anthony Wayne, both known as heroes fighting for independence. CRACKED.COM

Source: Screen Rant

Jabba the Hutt

Rich Jerks Star Wars Jabba the Hutt Не first appeared in Star Wars comics (and looked very different). Before his on-screen debut in 1983's Return of the Jedi, Jabba showed up in issue #2 of the Star Wars comic book in 1977, looking like a pale, green, $ bipedal walrus-face creature rather than the 6 ce gigantic monster slug we all know and loathe. CRACKED.COM

Source: CBR

Smaug

Rich Jerks The Hobbit Smaug Benedict Cumberbatch studied lizards at the London Zoo for the role. Cumberbatch wore a тосар suit to portray the rich gold-hoarding dragon and incorporated his zoo research into his movements and body language. CRACKED.COM

Source: Mental Floss

Tywin Lannister

Rich Jerks Game of Thrones Tywin Lannister Charles Dance almost played James Bond. While we know him as the rich, manipulative Lannister patriarch, Dance was given the chance to screen test as 007 but turned it down. Не did, however, play Bond creator lan Fleming in Goldeneye (the 1989 Fleming biopic, not the Pierce Brosnan film). CRACKED.COM

Source: TheTalko

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase

Rich Jerks G GE WWF The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase Не was raised by $ DO professional wrestlers. DE S to Before he grew up to become The Million Dollar S Man, little Ted was the son of pro wrestler Helen Hild and stepson of Iron Mike DiBiase. CRACKED.COM

Source: TheSporster

Roger Klotz

Rich Jerks HO Doug Roger Klotz His voice actor changed from Nickelodeon a to Disney. Roger was originally voiced by Futurama's Billy West when he was just a punk bully. When the show moved to Disney, Roger not only became rich, but 5 also got a new voice - or II DE actor, Chris Phillips. on by DO on CRACKED.COM YOU une

Source: Doug Wiki

Montana Max

Rich Jerks Tiny Toon Adventures Montana Max Не was voiced by Budnick : CD from Salute Your Shorts. Before he played a red-headed rich brat on Tiny CO Toons, Danny Cooksey played a red-headed camp bully on the Nickelodeon show. Extra fact: 07 S Не also played Stoop Kid on Hey Arnold! on CRACKED.COM

Source: IMDb

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