Another month, another gluttonous outpouring of content is added to your streaming service choice, provided you don’t have Peacock. How are The Office reruns going? Jim and Pam still at it? 

Oh, another movie that should’ve been in theaters is out. That’s nice. Oh, and an old Tim Burton? What a delight. HBO has so many wonderful things, and also season two of Euphoria. Remember when HBO was for movies and not remembering when we all liked Westworld? Keep an eye out for the next Game of Thrones show — blink and you might miss it. 

That said, a streaming service with Chicago is a streaming service worth pretending you use when people ask you how you watch pirated things. You can’t guilt someone for avoiding the network that thought Space Jam 2 wasn’t just a meme. If you make an internet movie and believe in it hard enough, it’ll show up on here eventually. That’s probably what The Flight Attendant is. 

HBO Max, because your parents have disposable income and you want to watch Rick and Morty and/or Girls. And The Batman. Everyone loves The R-Bats.

Beetlejuice

April on HBOMAX April 1 Beetlejuice A sequel has been in production for years, and is still being worked on. CRACKED.COM

Source: Collider

Romeo + Juliet

April on HBOMAX April 1 Romeo + Juliet Natalie Portman was almost cast as Juliet, but cut as she was 13, and Leonardo DiCaprio was 21. CRACKED.COM

Source: TheThings

Les Misérables (1998)

April on HBOMAX Les Misérables April 1 1998 Naturally blonde Uma Thurman and Claire Danes dyed their hair dark for the movie - even though their characters are blonde in Victor Hugo's novel. CRACKED.COM

Source: IMDb

Hugo

April on HBOMAX April 1 5 Hugo A Trip to the Moon, the inspiration and featured film, was the first science fiction film ever. CRACKED.COM

Source: Screen Rant

The Blair Witch Project

April on HBOMAX The Blair April 30 witch Project The cast made a mere $8,000 dollars for the eight-day shooting, which consisted of being tortured and their pain filmed. Survivor producers would take note. CRACKED.COM

Source: Showbiz CheatSheet

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