Breaking Bad remains one of the greatest series on TV, telling a thrilling story about drugs, crime, and family, with a satisfying ending that is universally loved. Almost a decade earlier, The Soprano's set the tone as one of the first, true “prestige” TV shows (that may have whiffed the ending). So, who takes the crown for biggest badass: Tony or Walt?

Sources for this article are the Sopranos and Breaking Bad wiki.

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CRACKED VS WEALTH TONY SOPRANO WALTER WHITE CRACKED.COM Walter accrued Tony was estimated to be around $80 worth $5-6 million, of million, but his which he lost gambling all but 10 to addiction meant Jack Welker that number fluctuated. and his gang.

CRACKED VS HEALTH PROBLEMS TONY SOPRANO WALTER WHITE GRACKED.COM Tony suffered from Walt was diagnosed panic attacks, likely with lung cancer, brought on by his life which prompted of crime, for which he him to use his was in therapy to remaining years manage. Due to his amassing as much weight and diet, Tony cash as possible to probably had other leave his family. underlying conditions.

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CRACKED VS BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPS TONY SOPRANO WALTER WHITE ITALIAN AUSAGE 99 lb CRACKED.COM Walt was closest to Tony had many former student generals under Jesse Pinkman, but his command, he belittled, lied to, mostly family and betrayed Jesse and older until they were generations that working against grew up with his one another. father.

CRACKED VS VERDICT WINNER: WALTER WHITE CRACKED.COM Crime is bad, dear reader. Don't do crime. That said, if you're going to be doing crimes, using your chemistry degree to cook the best meth on the continent so your kids can drive Dodge Challenger SRT8's before your cancer kills you is marginally better than heading the generational crime syndicate with a brutal history of murder, intimidation, and arson. Marginally.

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