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‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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Theaters Vs Watching Movies At Home

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Theaters Vs Watching Movies At Home

It's the magic of cinema versus the magic of lying down!

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME INTRO The silver screen! The Convenient! Cheap! lights, the sound, the Comfortable and quick! spectacle! The collective Required by law and medicine for most of the experience! The soda at gasoline prices! The vividly last 24 months, rapidly hearing two teenagers turning it from cozy choice explore their sexuality! to mandated experience! CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME VISUALS See the movies just as the See movies in a size and makers intended, with picture quality that larger than life characters, directly reminds you of stunning landscapes you the status of your bank feel like you can almost account. Also, consider a touch, and that's before dim reflection of yourself we consider IMAX. during every dark scene. CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME SOUND Feel every flipping car with Hear the epic sounds of bone-rattling bass, every medieval battle through speakers that your TV violin swell in your heart and lungs. You're manafacturer attempted to suspended in a carefully recoup costs on. Also, I considered soundscape, guess there's a truck caroming from all angles. honking in this scene now. CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME FOOD Price aside, going nuts at a You can tell yourself that movie theater concession the unevenly microwaved stand is basically the maraca you call a bag of equivalent of taking your popcorn and a flat Coke stomach to Disneyland. Zero are the same. But if Plus, everyone agrees you're going to do that, movie calories don't count. consider that lying is a sin. CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME PRICE TP 1 E 341127 1 5 C- fews 5 FEDERALR UNITED STATES OPAM ISSUEN - DON'T - - I - E KM 5 - - ONE DOLLAR IN Jews... E 34112707 E I I 5 PDS 1 S am مد 5 us 5 sm I in You're in for a pretty penny You can spend as much between tickets, possibly or as little as you want, parking, and snacks. depending on what, if Better smuggle gummy anything, you want to eat, worms in your cargo and how legally you pocket or hope Moviepass decide to obtain

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME PETS You can have your best furry friend snuggling in your lap (dog), knocking Heavily frowned upon. over a vase (cat) or smelling weird in a cardboard tube (ferret). CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME BATHROOM BREAKS It seems unlikely that Drank too much Diet Dr Thanos would defeat the Pepper and need to go Avengers within a neat 45 drain the main vein? Shake minutes, so I guess you're the dew off the lily? Take a doing kegels for the next monster pee, if you will? two hours, or hoping for a No problem, just pause the long Hawkeye scene. movie and take your time. CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME COMMENTARY People might talk during Commentary from friends the movie, but even if they and loved ones is more do, you likely have the likely, and can either be whole theater on your side funny or infuriating, AND a chance to become a mostly depending on the current state of your hero (or get beat up) if you finally shush them. relationship. CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME FALLING ASLEEP Bad for multiple reasons: No problem! Just rewind First, you miss the movie, the movie to where you fell which you paid a decent asleep and you're all good. amount of money to see. Unless you're over 30, in Second, you have your which case you slept weird night terrors and now and now you can't turn you're banned from AMC. your neck to the left. CRACKED.COM

THEATERS VS MOVIES AT HOME VERDICT TOYET OP KET 0730639 TICKET 1 N 730634 KEEP C SPORE COUPON THIS TICKE 8730632 8730632 KEEP THIS 6730831 COUPON There's no denying it, Unfortunately, I don't outside of being expensive want to spend any money and taking energy to do, and leaving the apartment watching movies in seems annoying. Sorry, theaters is absolutely the immersive experience. better way to enjoy a Watching movies at great film. home wins! CRACKED.COM

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