Hollywood has a long history of producing some truly bizarre films, and some of the most unexpected scenes can be found in otherwise mainstream movies. For example, who could forget the moment in "The Matrix" when Morpheus offers Neo a choice between two pills, one that will allow him to wake up and see the world as it really is and one that will let him continue living in ignorance? Or what about the scene in "Forrest Gump" when Forrest unexpectedly finds himself on the grassy knoll in Dallas on the day that JFK was assassinated? These are just two examples of the many truly bonkers scenes that can be found in movies. So next time you're looking for a film to watch, keep an eye out for those unexpected moments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Most of the time, deleted scenes are deleted for a reason. That doesn't mean it wouldn't be incredibly interesting to see how things would've played out if the movies and shows kept some of their weird deleted scenes. Like these ones:

HAPPY GILMORE CRACKED.COM Hal the Evil Orderly never gets what's coming to him, despite forcing Happy's grandma to work in a quilt sweatshop. Audiences would have gone nuts for the deleted scene when Happy heaves Hal from the retirement home's second story window.


AMERICAN PSYCHO THREESOME CRACKED COM Weirdly, axing Jared Leto and dropping a chainsaw on a woman were totally okay with the ratings board. It was Patrick looking at himself during sex that irked them, so to drop from NC-17 to an R, 18 seconds was cut out of that sequence.


DR. STRANGELOVE CRACKED.COM Dr. Strangelove originally, amazingly, ended with a massive custard cream pie fight. The scene even made it to test screenings. Kubrick eventually decided it was too farcical and not consistent with the satiric tone of the rest of the film.


TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE PUPPET SEX CRACKED.COM The MPAA was perplexed, since the scene is sexual, but really it's just puppets without genitals clanking into each other. Parker & Stone submitted it nine times before the rating was flipped from an NC-17 to an R, leaving in 50 of the scene's 90 seconds.


BRIDESMAIDS RSE'S ATION CRACKED.COM Kristin Wiig and Paul Rudd! Lonely Annie goes on a blind date with Rudd's hoarder helper (I don't smell trash and feces. I smell pain.). Не seems like the perfect guy until he goes batsh*t crazy when a kid ice skates over his finger.


BLADE RUNNER CRACKED.COM Deckard's dream about a galloping unicorn didn't make the original film (though it's in Ridley Scott's director's cut). After the drunken dream, someone leaves Deckard an origami unicorn. Does that mean his dream was implanted -- making Deckard a replicant?


Back to the Future CRACKED.COM A thankfully deleted scene features a homophobic spin on the Grandfather Paradox. Says Marty, This is the kinda thing that could screw me up permanently... what if I go back to the future and I end up being... gay? It was cut, we assume because they realized that this isn't something anybody wants on film.


AVENGERS INFINITY WAR CRACKED.COM The inner conflict between Bruce Banner's intelligence and the Hulk's rage is the character's core. What a disapointment that Banner and Hulk reconcile their differences in deleted scenes, leaving the suddenly articulate Professor Hulk to show up in Endgame with little explanation.


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