15 of Comedy's Rudest Puppets
Put the kids to bed before you put these puppets on.
![15 of Comedy's Rudest Puppets](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/9/816699_320x180.jpg)
Something about taking something innocent and making it gross or mean, is a classic comedy tool. The Rabbit from Holy Grail, 2000's granny singing about her boobs chain e-mails, the Boss Baby. It only makes sense to add this humor to puppets and we couldn't be more grateful. Let's take a look back at the 15 rudest, raunchiest and most repulsive puppets of comedy history.
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Statler & Waldorf Statler& Waldorf are legends in the puppet insult comedy game. The two debuted in 1975 on the pilot episode of The Muppet Show and after nearly 50 years of throwing insults from the balcony, these 2 old men are still not dead.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/8/818628.jpg)
Source: The New Yorker
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Audrey II DECOR Hot Oo As far as the word Rude goes, forcing a human to kill and gather people for you to eat while you grow to a massive alien size taking over the entire store you work at, is pretty rude!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/9/818629.jpg)
Source: Little Shop Of Horrors
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Wonder Showzen Like a comedy Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Wonder Showzen parodies children's programming. In a Pre-Nathan Fielder world we had Clarence to have awkward conversations with people on the street.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/0/816690.jpg)
Source: The Ringer
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM The Happytime Murders In this world where puppets and humans live alongside one another, 2 detectives, one human and one puppet, must work together to solve a serial murder case. Also, puppet sex scene.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/5/816685.jpg)
Source: The Happytime Murders
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Greg The Bunny Greg the Bunny follows Greg, a bunny, in his new job working at a children's tv show in a world where humans and puppets coexist. It's hard to believe that in a show with Sarah Silverman, the puppets say the filthiest things.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/6/816696.jpg)
Source: Greg The Bunny Ep.1
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Crank Yankers Created by Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel, and Daniel Kellison, Crank Yankers invites comics to make recorded prank phone calls. The show had knockout guest callers including Fred Armisen, Sarah Silvermen, Tim& Eric and Nick Kroll.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/1/816691.jpg)
Source: Crank Yankers
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Walter While Jeff Dunham has many other rude puppets, it's fair to say most of them wouldn't feel welcome in 2022. With such acts as Mexican puppet, black puppet, and terrorist puppet, Jeff Dunham and Walter ruled the midwest in 2007.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/8/816688.jpg)
Source: Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Randy Feltface Australian comic Randy Feltface is voiced and puppeted by Australian comic Heath Mclvor. Randy blew away Americans with his appearances on Bring the Funny doing his stand up act, and often sings with other musical comedian Sammy J. Check him out... he'll leave you in stitches.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/3/816683.jpg)
Source: Randy Feltface
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Avenue Q With songs like The Internet is for Porn and Everyone's a Little Bit Racist Avenue Q was just like an adult Sesame Street. Created by Jeff Whitty and Robert Lopez, this Broadway musical proves puppets DO watch porn.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/7/816687.jpg)
Source: Theater Mania
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Meet The Feebles A spoof of The Muppet Show, Meet The Feebles follows the behind the scenes drama of a similar cast. With enough sex and drugs to rival Motley Crue, this Peter Jackson film will have you saying This guy should direct Lord of the Rings.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/2/816692.jpg)
Source: Meet The Feebles
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Mr. Meaty MEATY - - Who could forget these terrifying burger joint workers from their one season run on Nickelodeon? They've since gained a cult following all while looking like the kids from your high school who got into weed just a little bit too early.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/6/816686.jpg)
Source: CBR
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Voiced and puppeted by Robert Smigel, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was first seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brian in 1997. Since then he's been insulting celebrities and chain smoking cigars consistently for over 20 years.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/3/816693.jpg)
Source: Time
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Tom Servo & Crow GZMONI CL Joel& Mike would have died of loneliness in Mystery Science Theater 3000 if not for these 2. Tom Servo and Crow have spent the last 30 years making fun of movies, and inspiring annoying people at the theater to do the same.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/4/816684.jpg)
Source: Mystery Science Theater 3000
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Spitting Image This political and pop culture satire show ran for 18 seasons beginning in 1984. The show was revived back in 2020 and now features scenes with Trump typing a tweet using only his distended anus.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/9/816689.jpg)
Source: Spitting Image Ep.1
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Team America: World Police Created by South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Team America spoofs big budget action films. Trey and Matt had so much fun on set that they said they will never make another puppet movie again.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/4/816694.jpg)
Source: MTV