15 Celebrities Who Hawked Products We’d Never Expect Them To
![15 Celebrities Who Hawked Products We’d Never Expect Them To](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/3/811933_320x180.jpg)
We all know that celebrities are paid to endorse products. But sometimes, the products they endorse are so random that we can't help but scratch our heads and wonder what in the world they were thinking. For example, actress Gwyneth Paltrow famously endorsed a vibrator designed to be used on the neck. And reality TV star Kim Kardashian has penned more than a few words praising an app that allows users to Photoshop themselves into celebrity photos. Clearly, when it comes to product endorsements, celebrities will put their name to just about anything. So the next time you see a celebrity endorsing a weird or wacky product, remember that they're probably just in it for the money.
From cars to beer to prescription drugs, these celebrities hawked some pretty unexpected products - and some of them made us seriously question their judgment. Keep reading to check out the most surprising celebrity endorsements ever!
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![Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman now sells a signature metal detector. Не launched the product in 2007, and it turns out that he'd been really into metal detecting years before that. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/1/811941.jpg)
![If you want to smell like an aging rockstar, you can buy KISS cologne. But there's more - KISS also has beauty and shampoo products, for both men and women. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/5/811945.jpg)
![Alice Cooper once appeared in a commercial for a golf equipment brand. It was even his own idea - he talked to the founder of Callaway at a party and pitched him on making an ad, and it became reality a few months later. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/7/811947.jpg)
![Bob Dylan once appeared in a lingerie ad - it was a Victoria's Secret one. It was simple yet cryptic, though-it showed him and model Adriana Lima in Venice, and for unclear reasons, he threw his hat to the ground and gave the camera a moody look. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/5/811935.jpg)
![Ozzy Osbourne shilled fake butter on British TV way back in 2006. Specifically, he was in an ad for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter released in time for the product's redesign and relaunch. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/4/811944.jpg)
![Jessica Simpson pushed an edible cosmetics line in the mid-'00s. It was called Dessert Beauty, and apparently it was controversial for making hyper-sexualized ads for kids. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/9/811939.jpg)
![Sly Stallone hawked high-protein pudding, and that's not a euphemism. Apparently, it was the result of a dodgy business deal involving an inventor who wanted to make a bodybuilding pudding, and it resulted in a lawsuit, among other things. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/3/811943.jpg)
![Fashion designer Marc Jacobs did Diet Coke ads, totally shirtless. Не became Diet Coke's creative director in 2013, and then created a new ad campaign that featured him with no shirt and a diet coke. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/8/811938.jpg)
![Alessandra Ambrosio officially became the face of Always Maxi Pads. Specifically, she became the face of the luxurious-sounding Always Platinum Collection, which has a super-absorbent gel core and silk-like top-sheet. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/8/811948.jpg)
![Reese Witherspoon is now very into NFTS and is active on Crypto Twitter. She bought a bunch of NFTs (and changed her Twitter avatar to one of them), and asked Crypto Twitter to help her find amazing women creating #NFTs. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/6/811936.jpg)
![Eva Longoria once filmed a TV spot advertising premium cat food. It involved her dancing in her house in a very revealing dress and, somehow, it apparently tried to make cat food incredibly sexy. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/0/811940.jpg)
![Megan Fox starred in an ad campaign for the Acer Aspire S7 Ultrabook. In the ad, she pretended to be a marine biologist who, along with a team of scientists, used Acer's amazing laptop to write software that will let her talk to dolphins. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/2/811942.jpg)
![Model Georgia May Jagger advertised ... uh ... a passenger airplane, actually. They had her do a promotional photoshoot in a designer gown on an airport, all for the launch of the British Airways A380 double decker. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/6/811946.jpg)
![Microsoft tried to use Jay-Z's cool to sell its Bing search engine (not too successfully). MPORTED ON TION In 2010, Microsoft and Jay-Z went into an convoluted collaboration that involved hiding pages from Jay-Z's new book in actual, physical locations in the world, and people would get credit on a special Bing page for finding them. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/7/811937.jpg)
![Penelope Cruz advertised New Super Mario Bros 2 for the Nintendo 3DS. They even had her dress up as Mario (of course), and the TV spot involved her and her sister saying things like get the coins, get the coins, run, run run, and come on Mario, let's go. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/4/811934.jpg)