34 Eyebrow-Arching Facts That Science Swears Are True

The world is a crazy place. Science is a difficult field. We know, we only got a C+ in high school chemistry. You ever tried to balance an equation before? It's impossible! Except for people with science-minded brains, we guess. That's why we're comedians and other people are doctors and scientists and important people. People with better minds than out dick joke addled brains, for sure.
And look, we're battle-tested, hardened internet people here at Cracked. But that doesn't mean we're not skeptical. There's a lot of nonsense we all come across on the internet. We're practically trained at this point to think “oh, this must be fake” whenever we read something online that sounds hard to believe. However, that's not always the case. Sometimes, these “hard to believe” facts are actually true and backed by real science. And thankfully, you, the reader, have us to bring a little clarity. Facts like:

