The law of adolescence: If you're in front of a crush, the most potentially horrifying outcome is bound to occur. We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What's the most embarrassing thing you did in front of a crush?” If you've ever farted or fallen in front of a crush, you're in good company. Here are 15 stories of woe to cringe at. 

TELL US NOW. THE STENCH OF LOVE Gareth K. says that in front of a crush they once farted on a hard wooden chair for about ten full seconds. Nobody reacted to it, but I spent years afterwards wondering if they were just being polite. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. EXTRA SPICY Danny W. swallowed an entire ball of wasabi... without knowing what it was. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. A STOLEN HEART Kate S. tried to show off for my friend's 'bad boy' cousin who was visiting from out of town by stealing body glitter from the drugstore. Got myself and my friend caught, and we had to wait in the little stock room with the security guard until our parents came for US... Needless to say, her cousin was not impressed... CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. HEART BREAK Josh K. tried to impress a crush by trying to do a kick flip. Snapped my ankle. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. SPICY HIKE Kimberly M. shares, Me and my crush had a cute li'll getaway in North Conway, NH. Hotel breakfast buffet had spicy chorizo. I filled up on the buffet. Went hiking right after. The spicy chorizo hit my guts while we were out hiking on the trails. I had some napkins in my pocket. I ran behind the nearest log and shat my brains out, all while people are 20 feet away from me, not realizing I was there. I had crouched so low that I couldn't get back up, almost dipped my bum in my

TELL US NOW. PAPARAZZI One reader, while sitting across from them, tried to take a sneaky photo of their crush...without realizing the flash was on. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. FALLING FOR YOU Mark S. shares, I roller-skated really fast past her to show how awesome I was. And of course I fell right in front of her because I am not awesome. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. SLAPSTICK HORROR David B. shares, I had finally worked up the courage to talk to my crush in HS. When I was walking towards her and her friends at lunch, I tripped and fell about 10 feet from them. Ripped my jeans and my knee was bleeding. They laughed, and I tucked tail and walked away. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. DROOLWORTHY Michelle S. says, I drooled on him while asking him out. I was still adjusting to my braces. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. DROOLWORTHY Michelle S. says, I drooled on him while asking him out. I was still adjusting to my braces. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. A REAL CATCH Michael F. was in front of crush when they ran face first into a light pole and gave myself a concussion, but if anything it may have been slightly impressive in that I actually caught the frisbee I was chasing at the time... CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BLINDED BY LOVE Royale F. tells US, In high school I asked her to the senior prom while she was holding hands with the guy SHE had just asked to the prom. I had such a crush on her that I always got funnel vision whenever she was around, and I just didn't even notice the guy at all. Face palm. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT Kylee admits, I bit him. I. Freaking. Bit. Him. On the neck like a vampire. In front of his girlfriend and many other people at a high school dance. Way before Twilight. Then I went and ate pizza. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. FOR THE BIRDS Lynda R. says, I was having a nice picnic lunch with my then boyfriend, and a bird pooped on me. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. HOW TO CATCH THE LOVE BUG IN il& WOMEN MEN In front of a crush, Kyle P. got called out by a stranger for not washing my hands after using the bathroom. CRACKED.COM


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