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HAIR POWER
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15 Random Facts We're Hoarding In Our Collection of Knowledge-y Stuff
Andres Diplotti
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The facts are good. We should hoard them in our collection of knowledge. Facts help us to understand the world and make sense of our experiences. They also enable us to communicate with others, share our ideas, and learn from each other. Facts are a valuable commodity, and we should never take them for granted. We should cherish them, nurture them, and use them wisely. Facts are the foundation of our knowledge, and they should be treasured as such.
Do you like to learn? Then, you might as well learn about these facts. There’s never too much stuff in the know-tank above your shoulders, so why not? And even if it overflows, you can spill the surplus onto other people, and they will learn too! It’s a win-win! All you need to start the spilling chain is to read these little tidbits we have lovingly prepared for exactly such a scenario.
Bring your food because it gonna be very exciting…
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