Cracked VS: The Shark In ‘Jaws’ Vs. The T-Rex In ‘Jurassic Park’

Even animatronics can be real divas.
Cracked VS: The Shark In ‘Jaws’ Vs. The T-Rex In ‘Jurassic Park’

Welcome to Cracked VS, a new feature where we pit two topics against each other and let ‘em duke it out. Today’s topic: Jaws' Shark vs. Jurassic Park's T-Rex

It’s another round of Cracked Vs. where we pit anything we want against anything else we want to find out who reigns supreme (or not). What better matchup than a fight between the ancient dinosaur of the ocean and, well, an actual dinosaur. Okay not “actual,” they're animatronics, but you get it LET’S GOOO!

Imagine How Hard Kreese Can Bite

CRACKED VS. Skills: Biting Power BRUCE / JAWS REXIE JURASSIC PARK (both only modeled projections as we don't really know) Somewhere around A full-grown T-Rex has a 2250 pound-force bite. maximum of 12, 800 For reference, a pound-force bite to it, saltwater crocodile's making it the hardest bite force is around biting terrestrial animal 3800. ever known. CRACKED.COM
CRACKED VS. Round 2: Fight! CRACKED COM BRUCE / JAWS REXIE JURASSIC PARK If Rexie makes the first move, she'll likely snap poor Bruce up like a piece of sushi off a conveyor belt. Rexie's mandibles are simply next level, and she's chowed way more animals than humans throughout her films. Not only that, but humans seem to want to save her instead of kill her. Unfortunately we can't say the same for Bruce. No one's going to stop Rexie from having some fish for luch.

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