15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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15 Celebrities With Little-Known Relatives (Who Are Amazing In Their Own Right)

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15 Celebrities With Little-Known Relatives (Who Are Amazing In Their Own Right)

Bernard Vonnegut, brother of Kurt, invented actual weather control (although it wasn’t as efficient as he’d hoped). Here’s the full story, plus 14 others:

Ewan McGregor's bro Colin is a pilot in the United Kingdom's Royal Air Force. Internet rumors say he uses the callsign Obi-Two, which would be hilarious if true -- but it sadly hasn't been substantiated so far. CRACKED.COM

Source: Snopes

Cristiano Ronaldo's sister Katia Aveiro is a musician who's put out six albums. Until 2013, her stage name had been Ronalda, and at one point she announced that she wanted to represent Portugal in the EuroVision Song Contest. CRACKED.COM

Source: GQ

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