We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What's the wittiest comeback or insult from a movie?” Here are the top 18 responses, sure to find a place in your real-life arguments. 

TELL US NOW. OLIVER AND COMPANY Nominated by Rachael A. Isn't it rather dangerous to one's use entire vocabulary in a single sentence? CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. THE REF Nominated by Jeremy B. You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. THEY LIVE Nominated by Brad H. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE Nominated by Mark z. I know you are, but what am I? CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Nominated by Jamie S. Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: Yeah, but you have heard of me. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. LAST OF THE MOHICANS Nominated by David B. Duncan, you are a man with a few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole, I was wrong to have thought so highly of you. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. MALLRATS CLOSED Customer a BOOK Nominated by A.M.J. Shannon: You wanna say something? Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. LEGALLY BLONDE Nominated by Mary S. Warner: You got into Harvard Law? Elle: What? Like it's hard? CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. LAKE PLACID Nominated by Toni B. If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it! CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE Nominated by Tom J. Deb: I'm trying to earn money to go to college. Kip: Your mom goes to college. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Nominated by Joan c. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like US to tolerate a person like yourself. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. HOME ALONE Nominated by Gabe F. I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. AS GOOD AS IT GETS Nominated by Mary S. Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get? CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. EXCESSIVE BAGGAGE Nominated by Paul H. Vincent: How stupid do you think I am? Emily: I don't know. How stupid is there? CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BRICK RSA Nominated by John L. Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Nominated by Matt R. Drax: That's a made up word. Thor: All words are made up. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. AIRPLANE! Nominated by Sarah M. Ted: Surely, you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. CASABLANCA Nominated by Mark P. Ugarte: You despise me1 don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought, I probably would. CRACKED.COM
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