Cut For Time: 13 Hilarious SNL Sketches That Never Made It To Air
![Cut For Time: 13 Hilarious SNL Sketches That Never Made It To Air](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/2/780482_320x180.jpg)
Saturday Night Live, or SNL as it is commonly known, is a sketch comedy show that has been running on NBC since 1975. The show was created by Lorne Michaels and has been produced by him ever since. It is currently the longest-running American sketch comedy series. The show features a cast of comedians who perform sketches, usually satirical in nature, on current events, pop culture, and politics. The sketches are often topical and may be topical references to real people or characters from popular culture. SNL also features musical guests each week who perform live on the show. The show has been nominated for over 150 Emmy Awards and has won 34 of them. It is also one of the most popular shows on NBC's lineup, routinely ranking in the top 10 in the ratings.
In the early days of SNL, a sketch cut because the show was too long meant it was probably lost forever. These days, cut-for-time sketches are nearly as likely to go viral as the bits that make it to air. Here are 13 examples of axed comedy that became Internet-famous.
![CUT FOR TIME CRACK IS BACK WITH WRANGLER PEEKABOOS wrangler Peekaboos for men WILL FERRELL CRACKED.COM WILL FERRELL HAS NEVER BEEN SHY ABOUT EXPOSING BODY PARTS FOR A LAUGH. WRANGLER PEEKABOOS FEATURE A FUN, FLIRTY PEEKABOO WINDOW THAT ALLOWS FERRELL TO SHOW OFF HIS SASSY SIDE. FINALLY, A MALE PANT WITH TASTEFUL REAR CLEAVAGE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/7/780487.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME KEATON HOSTS A DISTURBING CHILDREN'S SHOW MICHAEL KEATON CRACKED.CO IT'S BLUES CLUES MEETS PEEWEE'S PLAYHOUSE MEETS DAVID LYNCH IN A SKETCH THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST TOO CREEPY TO MAKE AIR. HOW DARK DOES IT GET? LET'S JUST SAY KEATON'S CHARACTER GETS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HIS ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHAIR.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/9/780489.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME MELISSA LOSES HER SH*% ON SUPERMARKET SPREE the adge FAMILY SIZE MAYONAISSE JAR MELISSA MCCARTHY 111 $11,508.00 CRACKED MCCARTHY'S CUTTHROAT COMPETITOR THROWS BULK FOOD, AN INDUSTRIAL MEAT SLICER, AND HER CHALLENGER'S SOCKS INTO HER GROCERY CART. TRY NOT TO WINCE WHEN SHE TAKES OUT A BRUISED AND BLOODIED VANESSA BAYER WITH A FIFTY-POUND BAG OF RICE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/6/780496.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME SOME KIDS LOVE THE DRAMA OF MY LITTLE STEPCHILDREN NATALIE PORTMAN CRACKED.COM MY LITTLE STEPCHILDREN ARE PERFECT FOR KIDS WITH A FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. THEY'LL LOVE STAGING A SCENE WHERE THE STEPCHILDREN GET SENT AWAY TO BOARDING SCHOOL. MY LITTLE STEPCHILDREN WAS INCINERATED FOR TIME, TWEETED WRITER JULIO TORRES, BUT THEIR SPIRITS LIVE ON IN THE INTERNET.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/2/780492.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME IT'S ARMAGEDDON. AND GAL GADOT WANTS THE LAST FRY GAL GADOT CRACKED.COM NORTH KOREAN MISSLES ARE FLYING TO NEW YORK BUT THESE 90S RAPPERS ARE ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT A BOMB PLATE OF FRIES THEY'RE UP TO SHARE WITH GAL... BUT ARE THEY WILLING TO GIVE HER THE LAST FRY?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/5/780495.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME TROUBLE DEALING WITH WHITE PEOPLE? CALL ON INNER WHITE GIRL REESE WITHERSPOON CRACKED.COM IT'S AN UNLIKELY COMEDY DUO, BUT LESLIE JONES AND REESE WITHERSPOON ARE PRETTY DAMN FUNNY NAVIGATING THE RACIALLY CHARGED WATERS OF A LOCAL BANK. SOMETIMES IT TAKES A TEAM TO GET YOUR FEES WAIVED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/0/780490.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME IT'S so HARD TO BE THE NEW CAST MEMBER KYLE MOONEY CRACKED.COM KYLE MOONEY'S WEIRDLY AWKWARD COMEDY MAKES HIM THE KING OF CUT FOR TIME. HERE, HE'S ADAM ZEKEMAN, THE NEW SNL CAST MEMBER WHO CAN NEVER GET SKETCHES ON THE AIR. FITTING THEN THAT THE FICTIONAL ZEKEMAN WAS CUT FROM THE ACTUAL SHOW.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/3/780493.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME PETE IS IN THE MOOD FOR HOLIDAY ROMANCE THAT LITTLE HOLE BETWEEN YOUR BUTTCHEEKS AMY ADAMS CRACKED.COM WITH HER HUSBAND WAITING IN THE HOUSE, PETE SILENTLY WOOS AMY ADAMS WITH A SERIES OF LOVE SIGNS (I'M so SCARED I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT PORN ANYMORE). THE SKETCH DOESN'T QUITE STICK THE ENDING, BUT IT DELIVERED PLENTY OF LAUGHS DURING DRESS REHEARSAL.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/1/780491.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME CHRIS BEARSTICK IS PRINCE SANTA JAMES FRANCO CRACKED.COM THE HOLIDAYS ARE OUR SUPER BOWL AT THE HALLMARK CHANNEL, WHERE EVERY DECEMBER NIGHT BRINGS A NEW COOKIE-CUTTE MOVIE. WHETHER SHE'S THAT GIRL FROM 'PARTY OF FIVE' OR HE'S THAT GUY FROM 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, YOU'LL BE ASKING 'WAIT, HOW DO I KNOW THAT ACTOR?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/8/780488.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME INVADING AFGHANISTAN WITH GUS CHIGGINS, OLD PROSPECTOR WILL FERRELL CRACKED.COM THIS SKETCH, WHICH FEATURES AN OLD-TIMEY PROSPECTOR AS A MEMBER OF AN ELITE ARMY HIT SQUAD, DIDN'T MAKE THE LIVE SHOW BUT WAS INCLUDED ON FERRELL'S BEST-OF SNL DVD. I'VE BEEN CALLED DIRTY, LAZY, SMELLY, SHIFTY, COOKY, SPOOKY, AND CHINESE. BUT ONE THING I AIN'T NEVER BEEN CALLED IS DUMB.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/7/780497.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME IT'S HARD TO FIND THE RIGHT JACKET AT THE COAT CHECK FRED ARMISEN CRACKED.COM so WHAT DOES YOUR COAT LOOK LIKE? IT'S A MAN'S SPRING FUR, A BLACK CHINCHILLA, A LITTLE ON THE SHORT SIDE LIKE A BULLFIGHTER WOULD WEAR. LIKE A BOLERO. THE SLEEVES FLARE OUT LIKE FALCON WINGS. AND THE COLLAR IS STIFF AND TALL. LIKE A DOG CONE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/4/780494.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME THE LATEST IN CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT: ALAN BILL HADER CRACKED.COM ALAN WENT VIRAL ONCE SNL PUT HADER'S DANCING ANIMATRONIC DUDE ONLINE. TURNS OUT ALAN LOOKS GREAT GROOVING TO JUST ABOUT ANY SONG, FROM 'I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY' TO 'UPTOWN GIRL' TO 'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.'](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/6/780486.jpg)
![CUT FOR TIME LIZZO GETS DOWN WITH AIDY BIZZO LIZZO CRACKED.COM AIDY BRYANT DISCOVERS SHE'S 100% THAT BITCH.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/5/780485.jpg)