So you want to put on your own Muppet Show?  OK, kid, OK.  But you’re going to have to follow 11 simple rules if you want to get it right.

INSULT YOURSELF BEFORE CRITICS GET A CHANCE That was a medium sketch. It wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done.

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GIVE SPECIAL GUESTS CARTE BLANCHE CRACKEDC Gilda Radner wants to sing opera? Go for it. Rudolph Nureyev wants to be a song-and-dance man? Why not? Muppet Shows are the perfect place to display hidden talents (or lack thereof).

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