These Are The Jokes People Told In 1970

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These Are The Jokes People Told In 1970

The transition from the sixties to the seventies was pretty smooth. A lot of stuff from the sixties carried over and survived for a long time in the seventies, although the popularization of TV and a new wave of Hollywood classics really set the two decades apart.

The Beatles were finally splitting up, crushing a lot of hopes and dreams on their way out. Nothing was going to be the same after that, but comedians started to appear more and more often in regular folk's lives to take their minds off wars and stuff like that. So, these are some of the jokes people told in 1970.

Observational Carlin

Jokes From 1970 I get just a little nervous in any state where they mention death right on the license plates. - George Carlin CRACKED

Comedy albums were big in the sixties and seventies, and George Carlin was the king of the format.

Dangerfield Routine

Jokes From 1970 My wife... she can't cook either. In my house, we pray AFTER we eat. -Rodney Dangerfield CRACKED

Rodney Dangerfield delivered one-liners like it was nobody's business.

New Jersey Man

Jokes From 1970 I don't mind paying tolls, but every 27 feet? I'd like to give them a blank check when I enter New Jersey and I'll sign it when I leave and let them fill it out. - George Carlin CRACKED

Following Carlin's career is very interesting because you can see his evolution with each new routine, getting sharper and sharper.

Allen's Classics

Jokes From 1970 The difference between s** and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. - Woody Allen CRACKED

Always talking about that…

Wonderful WINO Radio

Jokes From 1970 Why not go on out to the Makeout Drive-in Theater? Think you'll like it out there, no lines, no waiting. There's no movie either, kid! - George Carlin CRACKED

A big hit in the early '70s.

Young Allen

Jokes From 1970 S** is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic. - Woody Allen CRACKED

Very lucky with the ladies.

No Respect

Jokes From 1970 I was so ugly as a kid, when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up -Rodney Dangerfield CRACKED

Rodney Dangerfield made a whole career of making fun of himself.

Family Humor

Jokes From 1970 I was a delivery boy for my father, that was my first job, and I unionized the workers and we struck and drove him out of business. He's always been touchy about it. - Woody Allen CRACKED

Comedians would talk badly about their wives, parents, and whole family to make people laugh.

Ahead of His Time

Jokes From 1970 Another tune here, this one's brand new Hasn't even been released yet It's number one on the charts this week Next week, it'll be a golden oldie - George Carlin CRACKED

George Carlin was always a few steps ahead of the rest of the comedy scene, always looking for the fresher bit.

Double Combo

Jokes From 1970 I should have known something was wrong with my first wife, when I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her. - Woody Allen CRACKED

The trick was making fun of everyone at the same time, and Woody Allen would often make fun of himself as well for a greater effect.

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