Motoring's Greediest and Grossest Ever Gas Guzzlers
There was a time when bigger always meant better, and fuel efficiency was considered a personality flaw. Automakers stacked chrome, horsepower, and questionable taste onto vehicles that guzzled gasoline like it owed them money. These weren’t just cars; they were rolling billboards for excess.
From luxury land yachts that could swallow a small family in one trip to muscle cars whose V8s roared louder than a rock concert, these gas guzzlers left wallets empty and garages smelling like an oil refinery.
Prepare to explore some of the greediest, grossest, and most absurdly lavish cars ever to hit the road. You’ll laugh, cry, and maybe even check your fuel gauge.
1989 Lamborghini LM002
High-performance SUV nicknamed “Rambo Lambo,” with a 5.2-liter V12 and 8 mpg rating.
2009 Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
Four-seat grand tourer powered by a V12 engine, delivering roughly 11 mpg city.
1993 Chevrolet Suburban 2500 4x4
Heavy-duty SUV with a 7.4-liter V8, achieving about 9 mpg overall.
2010 Lamborghini Murciélago LP640
Supercar with 640 horsepower, known for achieving roughly 8 mpg in city driving.
2003 Aston Martin Vanquish
The V12 grand tourer featured in Bond films, with real-world mileage around 12 mpg.
1974 Pontiac Grand Ville
A large full-size car producing only 8 mpg, known for its oversized chrome details.
2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8
Performance SUV with a 6.4-liter V8 and a combined fuel rating near 12 mpg.
1971 Plymouth GTX 440
Muscle car powered by a 7.2-liter engine, averaging just 9 miles per gallon.
2005 Bentley Arnage T
Ultra-luxury sedan with twin-turbo V8 engine and fuel economy of about 11 mpg.
1985 Lamborghini Countach
An iconic 1980s supercar with wedge styling and poor fuel economy, around 9 mpg.
1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
Classic American muscle car with a big-block engine producing 10 mpg on average.
2013 Ford Shelby GT500
Supercharged Mustang generating 662 horsepower, rated at roughly 12 mpg city.
1978 Ford LTD Country Squire Wagon
Family station wagon averaging about 10 mpg, famous for its wood-panel styling.
2004 Dodge Ram SRT-10
Pickup truck using a Viper V10 engine, rated around 9 mpg in city driving.
1992 Hummer H1
Military-derived off-roader with huge weight and just 8 miles per gallon efficiency.
1979 Chevrolet Blazer K5 4x4
Full-size SUV powered by a V8 engine, consuming about 10 mpg combined.
1986 Rolls-Royce Silver Spirit
British luxury sedan offering prestige, comfort, and a thirsty 11 miles per gallon.
1973 Lincoln Continental Mark IV
Long, heavy personal luxury car delivering about 9 mpg while weighing nearly 5,000 pounds.
2008 Bugatti Veyron
Quad-turbo supercar with 1,001 horsepower and an 8 mpg city fuel economy rating.
1975 Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado
Massive luxury coupe powered by an 8.2-liter V8, averaging just 8 miles per gallon.
