Failed Criminals Who Didn't Think Their Plans Through
Some people are born to break the law, while others clearly shouldn’t. Criminals imagine themselves as brilliant masterminds, plotting heists or scams to get rich, famous, or impressive to friends. Reality is much harsher.
From robbers who left wallets at the scene to hackers caught because of their Netflix habits, these failures prove crime doesn’t pay, especially when you don’t think it through. Some were lazy, others overconfident, all became unforgettable cautionary tales.
Get ready to meet lawbreakers whose plans went spectacularly wrong. These failed criminals show that poor planning, bad luck, and stupidity can turn even the boldest schemes into disasters.
Bala’s Book of Blunders
Details from his own murder appeared in a published book, which tipped off investigators to his identity.
Rader’s Floppy Fail
A floppy disk he sent revealed his location at a church, making it easy for police to catch him.
Donkey Getaway
Three thieves rode a donkey that stopped and brayed in front of a police station, ensuring immediate attention.
Hawkins the Clown
Wearing a clown outfit with a mustache, he attempted a bank robbery, drawing instant attention from witnesses and cops.
Out-of-Gas Thief
Stole a motorcycle but ran out of fuel shortly after and asked the wrong person for help nearby.
Hannah’s Viral Slip
Hannah posted a video showing the stolen money and getaway car, alerting authorities immediately.
Zárate’s Callback
He left his number so the manager could call later to open the safe, ensuring police could track him.
Sharpie Face Fail
Instead of masks, two robbers covered their faces with permanent marker, making them easy to identify after the crime.
Real-Name Killer
Nevil Heath, using his real identity at a hotel, made it simple for police to locate and arrest him quickly.
$360 Billion Check Guy
Attempting to pay for a robbery with a $360 billion personal check, he created a baffling situation for bank staff.
Ochola’s Diary Trap
The robbery plan was written in a diary on the same day, providing authorities with direct evidence of the crime.
Vent Duct Disaster
Trapped inside a restaurant ventilation duct for days, he underestimated the dangers of crawling into a confined space.
Doorbell Licker Arroyo
Caught on camera repeatedly licking a doorbell, he left clear evidence before being apprehended by police.
Musley’s Bat vs Gun
A gun store was confronted with a bat and knife in his hands, creating an obvious and poorly planned attempt.
Cabano’s Selfie Evidence
Cash and drugs appeared in photos on his phone, which ultimately led authorities straight to Peter Cabano.
Allan vs “PULL”
A door clearly marked “PULL” was forced open by James, who was immediately caught on camera by police.
Brianna’s ID Replay
After stealing a wallet, she later tried to use the same ID for purchases, exposing herself to authorities.
Smith Slept on the Job
During a break-in, he got drunk and high and fell asleep under the victim’s bed, waiting to be discovered.
Bailey Called the Bank
Before attempting the robbery, he called the bank to confirm cash availability, giving police an early lead.
Pugh’s Selfie Trap
Instead of accepting his arrest photo, Donald sent a selfie, unintentionally making himself easy for police to find.
