31 Wild Stories About Wild Parties

‘I saw a guy attempt to snort a shot of tequila’
31 Wild Stories About Wild Parties

Mix alcohol with a bunch of humans, some of whom almost certainly statistically have problems controlling their intake, and shenanigans naturally ensue. Especially during the younger, usually harder-drinking years, this can make for some wild, movie-worthy stories. Hopefully without the scene where they find themselves in jail.

Redditors shared some of the craziest things they’ve ever seen at parties, and the results are the exact combination of hilarious and deeply concerning that you’d expect. Some of these are probably told over laughter at bars, and some are probably told over coffee in church basements. Nevertheless, both varieties are undeniably an interesting read. 

Continue below and see which ones elicit laughs, which cause a cringe, and if any cause you to re-examine your relationship with alcohol.

Kaevek131 . 13y ago Edited 13y ago | was at a college party with my brother and the cops showed up to bust it up. Well, one wasted guy heard that the cops were there so he did the first logical thing he could think of... he dove out the window. Not too crazy, except the window was closed. Не shattered through the window and started running. The cops saw him do this and chased him down. Не ended up resisting arrest which was entertaining for a while. Found out he was 22, and had no reason to run but
chops88 13y ago A friend was drinking steel reserve all night, he passed out on a couch pretty early. At the height of the party, he awoke (while still completely blacked out), stood up and walked about 10 feet before beginning to piss on the floor. While peeing, he let go of his hand that should have been holding his dick. I don't recall exactly how his dick ended up pointing to the sky, but seconds later he was peeing on his face and chin, in front of everyone, for at least 15-20 seconds. Не then started walking towards the
PizzasarusRex 13y ago My college neighbors were having a party once and they kicked someone out. The guy came back and started trying to kick down the door, someone at the party ended up stabbing the guy in the leg. My friends and I were on the front stoop watching all this unfold. Last I heard/saw the guy he was running down the street with one shoe on, on the phone screaming I'M LEAKIN' DOG, I'M LEAKIN'!!!!.
Daxos157 13y ago There was a dude pretending to be passed out on the floor so he could look up girls' skirts. One of the girls happened to notice what he was doing and started doing a seductive bump and grind while standing over his face. After a minute or two, she took off her panties and kept up the show. She kept squatting lower and lower until she was inches over him and she proceeded to shit on his face.
UnSocialite . 13y ago I remember being at the party. I don't remember leaving. I also don't remember how I came into possession of a 4ft high metal sign on a stand with a Thai menu printed on it. I think I must have had help - I couldn't lift it by myself the next morning. None of my friends recollect helping me carry it home. I Googled the Thai restaurant. It was on the other side of the city from both the party and my apartment.
 13y ago Kid randomly walked out of a party we were having. Не was blacked out and nobody heard from him for a while. Got a call about 2 hours later from a taxi driver on his phone. Apparently our friend asked to go to the airport and didn't have his wallet to pay so the driver was about to kick him out on the side of the road. Не came back with a whole bottle of vodka and still no wallet.
BlkVooDoo 13y ago Myself and about 30 other people witnessed a really intoxicated girl grind herself to climax on the arm of the couch.
pythondick666 . 13y ago I saw a guy attempt to snort a shot of tequila. His face turned tomato red and tears were streaming down his face while he was suffocating. I seriously thought he was going to die.
TerdVader . 13y ago climbed a tree, Once, my buddy on acid announced he was a giraffe, and ate maple leafs for about an hour.
striped racer 13y ago One guy brought a turtle he saw on the side of the road. Не set it on the pool table and it just walked around all night.
stimbus . 13y ago Edited 13y ago I saw a girl crying because there were fish in a fish tank. She was upset these fish were in fish jail. She wanted to console them. The more and more wasted she got the more obsessed she got with fish oppression. She ended up trying to get in the tank with the fish to swim with them so she could transmit her love to them.
tokeyoh . 13y ago . Edited 13y ago Friend's bachelor party - we took a party bus to Chicago from Indiana, I blacked out before we even got there. Wandered the streets and came back to in an all black club where I was chillin by myself in the corner (I am not black). Went outside and a homeless guy high fived me and knew me by name. Didn't know where I was and asked the cops to take me back to where I was staying, and they did.
StinkyDiver12 13y ago Edited 13y ago A high school party I was at was busted by the overly aggressive local police force. Needless to say, half the party bolted out the back door and over the fence in the back. Little did we know, more police officers were waiting on the next street over and began chasing people. One kid screamed at the top of his lungs I'M THE HIDE AND SEEK MASTER! and then dove head first into a leaf pile...kid stayed there for a good two hours and watched a lot of his friends get caught
bonusepisodes . 13y ago I lived with my college boyfriend in a frat house. There was a party he forgot to lock our bedroom door. Later go into the room to find a random girl on our bed. She had her tits out and her pants pulled down. I was worried something happened, until I realized she was having phone sex with her boyfriend. Needless to say I had control of the door keys from that night on.
bagelinblender 13y ago Ghostface Killah from Wu Tang Clan playing beer pong in a frat basement and looking like he would rather be anywhere else. Frat bros were animatedly giving him tips while he just kept looking for the blunt to be passed back around.
RamblinWreckGT . 13y ago Craziest thing I've done would be black out and come to in the middle of giving a girl a rose. Absolutely no idea where it came from.
 13y ago Friend left a party went outside, stumbled around and got confused, walked into the neighbors house and into the living room and must of made enough sound to wake up the neighbor. The guy wakes up the next morning in jail, apparently the neighbor knocked him out with the butt of his gun, no recollection.
Blahblahing . 13y ago . Edited 13y ago | was 6 and I put the round ball confetti in my ears to see how it feels like to go deaf. Had to get an operation
brazthemad 13y ago At a geologist party. Its all grad students and their profs. Some dude is mixing liquid cocaines (jager and goldschlager). Не gets blitzed and goes for a walk to the super market. Не comes back with a watermelon. Не takes off his clothes and goes to sleep in the host's bed. She yells at him. Не comes back out to the party in his underwear and starts dancing with his watermelon. Waltzing. Не falls on the watermelon and it explodes everywhere. Не rolls on his back in the watermelon and his dick pops out of his shorts...
jodiejo93 . 13y ago Edited 13y ago I went to a party where a guy got Drunk enough that he went into a closet thinking it was a bathroom , shit in the closet and threw up on himself and then passed out in the closet , 4 guys had to drag him out and for some reason they lost his pants .... I'll try to find the picture of him
 . 13y ago I was at a party at my friends' place where for reasons unknown to me there was a young pig present - too old I'd say to be called a piglet, but also not super big. It started humping a leather armchair pretty forcefully, which everyone found hilarious...up to the point where the pig released this shrill squeal and busted its pig nut all over the chair. My friends didn't even throw that chair out afterwards.
OurManlyPeace 13y ago Met a guy who was supposedly drunk, had taken a couple ambien, and you know just a little bit of ecstasy to top things off. After trying to choke me out, he then proceeded to tell me that he had lost his human and he wasnt allowed to move until his human told him to, or the werewolves were going to come get him. During the conversation I also convinced him that I was 21 centuries old and was, in fact, a very powerful wizard.
itookyourjob 13y ago Edited 13y ago It was 1 A.M. in a two floor house and half the people there were underage..and drunk. Rumor was that last month in the same house constables (state cops) arrested and charged all of over 21's for having underaged people drinking. At 1:10 A.M cops are seen passing around the block and everyone gets inside, EVERYONE. They don't fit downstairs. So all underaged people go upstairs, ALL 40+ of them. Hosts tell everyone to act normal and stay silent. Suddenly I see sheetrock pieces falling out of the first floor ceiling. I thought it
Blonde_Bomber 13y ago On the night of my birthday I blacked out and disappeared for about 2 hours and none of my friends knew where I went (it was winter so they were worried). My girlfriend saw me just casually walking down the street towards my house and she ran towards me to see what happened. Allegedly I charged her, stiff armed her straight into a snow bank, and continued sprinting all the way home where I proceeded to promptly get naked and fall asleep.
aqualemoncake . 13y ago | wish I had been there, but two friends independently confirmed that they had once walked into a party that happened to have a kg of pure MDMA, being dutifully chipped at throughout the night by some guy to be freely consumed by anyone. Kinda crazy.
ampwyo 13y ago Lived in Wyoming was partying with some friends and some sketchy dudes who came up from Denver Co. Was doing a bunch, and I mean a lot, of coke, One dude who came from Denver (I'm assuming to deliver the cocaine) offered to sell me a fully auto AK47 with no serial number that he had in the trunk of his car, for $200.... I politefully declined
J3DImindTRIP . 13y ago Kayaked down a flight of stairs into/through a wall, a random couple were in the middle of sexytime on other side. No one hurt, but some were embarrassed as they went from private to 25 people crawling through hole in the wall.
LoessPlains 13y ago More of a post party... Friend of mine got arrest at a party. At the booking back at the station, my friend is sitting across a desk from the cop asking questions. My friend realizes he's got a bag of weed in his pocket (they haven't taken his belongings yet). There's a waste basket on the side of the desk. Не ever so slowly slips the bag of weed into the wastebasket. He's booked and spends the night in jail. Next day, back across the desk to be processed and released. The processing cop gets up for
 13y ago My brother worked at a theme park in NY. Dave Matthews Band came to town, and he and his friends tail gated in the parking lot, thinking they'd score some tickets. Long story short, he didn't end up getting a ticket, but somehow got through security shit faced out of his skull. Не then proceeded to sit down front row center, with his feet up on the railing. Security guards asked for his ticket, to which he gave them his bank card and was promptly ejected. Не said the next thing he knew, after blacking out, was
 13y ago Edited 13y ago This isnt crazy, just weird. The alcohol ran out once and the owner of the house said that he had a full bottle of vodka except that it was filled with ants because he left it out and open one night and ants had crawled in the bottle. I figured there would be a few ants but поре. There was about a layer three inches deep of ants and a lot just floating around. Everyone took ant shots until the bottle was gone.
pancholibre 13y ago Got really drunk at the party and decided to walk home. I was underage and saw a cop, who I'm guessing saw me too as he started following me. I ran for about 3 miles to a different city (Saint Paul to Minneapolis). From there I bummed a cig, went up to some stranger's apartment to get a lighter and smoke in his living room. Decided it was time to go and ran to a local pizza place and asked if I could get a ride home from the pizza guy.. it worked and my mother was

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