29 Minor Marvels of Modern Science That Would Have Made Your Ancestors’ Heads Pop Like a Balloon

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29 Minor Marvels of Modern Science That Would Have Made Your Ancestors’ Heads Pop Like a Balloon

We all say we’d love a time machine, but are we sure that we’d be prepared for whatever future craziness we’d plop ourselves into? Think about it. If a Medieval peasant plopped right into today, and you plopped an iPhone into their hand, would their head not explode? 

What would 500 years from now look like? What kind of A.I.-soaked dystopia would we plop into? 

Man, we use the word “plop” way too much. Here, we’ll consult a thesaurus while you guys check out some discoveries that change the way we think about the world — and might honestly break your brain here in the present day.

Warp Drive

Star Trek's warp drive is (a litter) closer to becoming a reality CRACKED.COM Inspired by Star Trek, physicists are theoretically closer to understanding how the sci-fi propulsion system would be possible.

Stress Causing Grey Hair

Stress causes gray hair...but it's reversible SWICK 3 CRACKED.COM Researchers are beginning to understand that aging may not be a linear process but may, at least in part, be halted or even temporarily reversed.

Neanderthal Genes

Researchers are discovering what genes we inherited from Neanderthals CRACKED.COM We carry genetic mutations from extinct species, and using a new method, researchers discovered we inherited mutations that affect our metabolism and immunity.

Soy Helps Hot Flashes

Got hot flashes? Soy may be the answer. CRACKED.COM A recent study showed hot flashes decreased by 84% in menopausal people when switching to a plant-based diet rich in soy.

The Dragon Man

The newly discovered 'Dragon Man' may be closer related to us than Neanderthals GRACKED.COM The newly discovered human species Homo longi may lead to a new, better understanding of human evolution.

The Black Plague

The earliest strain of the Black Plague was found in a 5,000-year-old man. CRACKED COM An analysis of the hunter-gatherer showed that his strain was less contagious and less fatal than the one that plagued medieval Afro-Eurasia.

Oldest Shark Attack Victim

Researchers discovered a 3,000-year-old shark attack victim CRACKED.COM The hunter-gatherer was discovered to have 790 deep, serrated injuries. Не was buried in a communal burial ground.

Frog Pandemic

Frogs are dealing with their own pandemic CRACKED.COM A deadly fungus has killed 90 species of amphibians. Researchers are working on new treatments to save ecosystems.

The Death of Billions of Sea Creatures

The recent heatwave cooked more than one billion sea creatures to death. CRACKED.COM To the surprise of experts, over a billion creatures died along the Vancouver coast, which may lead to a destabilized ecosystem.

Decreasing Sex Crimes

Adult entertainment clubs actually decrease sex crimes CRACKED.COM Researchers found that opening an escort service or strip club in an area may decrease sex crimes by up to 13%.

Rats Helping Rats

Rats will help other rats, but prefer to help those they know CRACKED.COM Research suggests that rats will rescue a fellow rat in distress... but not if that rat is an outsider. Researchers believe this limited altruism may be true of humans as well.

Teenage Empathy

Teens with secure family relationships have more empathy for others CRACKED.COM However, those teens without secure family relationships were able to catch up with peers and increase empathy to close friends as they developed.

How Animals Are Adapting to Climate Change

Animals have started shapeshifting to adapt to climate change CRACKED.COM Occurring over a shorter timescale than evolution, some species have grown larger beaks, legs, and ears to better regulate their bodies for rising global temperatures.

Brain Development and Gut Bacteria

Brain development is influenced by gut bacteria GRACKED.COM Very premature babies are at a high risk for brain damage because of their undeveloped gut microbiome.

Mammals’ Dreams

Before they're even born, mammals dream about the world they're about to experience GRACKED.COM By imaging the brains of mice after they're born but before they've opened their eyes, scientists have discovered mice have dreams to prepare them to respond immediately to environmental threats.

Oldest Known Cavities

The oldest known mammal's cavities are 55 million years old CRACKED.COM The cavities were found in the Microsyops latidens, who probably got the cavities from eating fruit.

Potty-Training Cows

Researchers are successfully potty-training COWS CRACKED.COM In an experiment to help reduce air pollution in the future, researchers were able to train 11 out of 16 calves to use a latrine.

The Connection Between Our Brain and Guts

The connection between our brain and guts is linked to how we feel about our appearance CRACKED.COM New research shows weaker communication between internal organs and the brain (processed at an unconscious level) may result in increased body shame and weight preoccupation.

Butterflies Eat Caterpillars

Butterflies eat live catepillars CRACKED.COM Recently seen for the first time, cannibalistic milkweed butterflies have been spotted clawing and then slurping up the juices of caterpillars.

Bats and the Speed of Sound

Bats are born knowing the speed of sound CRACKED.COM Bats map the world in time, not in distance like humans do.

Monkeys Socially Distance

Monkeys socially distance when they have an infection CRACKED.COM Monkeys will groom and cuddle others less when they have parasites, new research discovers.

Dingoes

Australia's wild dogs are almost all dingoes CRACKED COM DNA testing showed that 99% of what was believed to be Australia's feral dog population is pure dingo.

A Narwal’s Tusk

A narwhal's tusk tells its story like rings on a tree CRACKED.COM A layer of growth is added each year to a narwhal's tusk, which can give us details on its life by its length and thickness.

The Milky Way

Astronomers discover that the Milky Way isn't unusual CRACKED.COM Instead of developing in a violent unique way as previously thought (not to be confused with the Big Bang), astronomers realized our galaxy was developed in a boring, typical way ... meaning there's similar galaxies out there.

The Big Bang

Scientists revealed what happened during the first microsecond of the Big Bang Dark Energy Accelerated Expansion Afterglow Light Pattern Dark Ages Development of 375,000 yrs. Galaxies, Planets, etc. Inflation Quantum Fluctuations 1st Stars about 400 million yrs. CRACKED.COM The Big Bang is believed to have started with Quark-Gluon Plasma, the first matter which is now understood to be a fluent liquid, that would go on to become the building blocks of life.

Lizards Can Scuba-Dive

Some lizards can scuba-dive using bubbles CRACKED.COM Using bubbles attached to their snouts, some Anolis lizards can breathe underwater.

There Were Likely Billions of T. Rexes

There were likely billions of T-rexes GRAGKED.COM For over 2.5 million years, 20,000 adult T-rexes roamed the Earth at a given time, with an estimated 2.5 billion existing over time.

Narcissism

Narcissism is linked to aggression CRACKED.COM 437 studies showed a significant link between narcissism and both aggression and violence.

Storytelling Reduces Pain

Storytelling can help reduce pain in hospitalized children CRACKED.COM Being read children's stories increased oxytocin and lowered stress among children in ICUs.

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