27 Dangerous or Mind-Boggling Toys and Gadgets That Have to Be Cursed on Some Level

Did R.L. Stine come up with all of these?
27 Dangerous or Mind-Boggling Toys and Gadgets That Have to Be Cursed on Some Level
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After compiling this list, we came to the conclusion that some sort of evil entity must have spawned these toys and gadgets out of thin air. There’s no way that human minds actually thought that these were okay for human children, so that’s really the only explanation. 

See for yourself, and just hope that they don’t crawl through your screen and get you!

The Megatron Gun

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE ROBS A 7-ELEVEN WITH MEGATRON CRACKED.COM

Deadly Toy Giveaway

A variety show told an audience of 1000 children that they had free toys. SUNDERLANND, UK CRACKED.COM 183 children died in the stampede that followed, resulting in the invention of the emergency push door.

Nerf Guns

NERF GUNS, WHICH ARE SYNONYMOUS WITH SAFE PLAY, HAVE CAUSED A NUMBER OF EYE INJURIES. ONO BLEEDING, TEMPORARY BLINDNESS AND EVEN LONG-TERM GLAUCOMA- LIKE SYMPTOMS HAVE RESULTED FROM THE FOAM DARTS AND BALLS. CRACKED COM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Wacky Wild West Line

In 1992 we saw our fun loving pal Michelangelo turn into an angry mexican stereotype. In an effort to pack even more racism into the Wacky Wild West line, Playmates included Chief Leo. CRACKED.COM

The T-1000

The T-1000 in Terminator 2 could change into any person or shape he wanted to. Не had countless cool scenes in the movie, and tons of posibilities for toys. So what exciting feature did they decide to give the very first T-1000 action figure?! A spring loaded ass that launched above his head of course. CRACKED.COM

Electronic Mall Madness

GRAGKED.COM Max Out Your Credit! Get Unlimited $ from the ATM! Spend! Spend! Spend! NESS MB ELECTRONIC - MALL MADNESS THE TALKING SHOPPING SPREE GAME I - I I I Sale in the EAST MONEY SALE Spend the Most & WIN! Teach M Your Kids - - - - - - when AU - - - - - FINANCIAL IRRESPONSIBILITY!

Explosive Baby Monitors

CRACKED Incendiary baby monitors. Lorex's baby monitor had motion tracking, night vision, and an ability to snap pics. All that tech cramming caused 488 reports of burn-temperature overheating, and cases of the battery pack expanding enough for the outer casing to shoot right off.

Spanish Barbie

Collected Olé! Fun: Reinforcing Ethnic Stereotypes SPANISH While Glamorizing Barbie Animal Cruelty. 20 MINI DONOR FOR - CRACKED COM esmain

Crash Dummies

HI KIDS! WE'RE VINCE AND LARRY, THE CRASH DUMMIES. - LIBRY COME WITH US AS WE TEACH YOU ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFETY BELTS, AND... --DEAR GOD! I'VE KILLED THIS CAT AND DOG! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! TITU CRACKED.COM

Playmobil Bank and Safe Playset

GRAGKED.COM playmobil bank and safe playset bust open the VOT ATM with the CITY ACTION 2219 screwdriver playmobil goodhold 246 DE MARI LIT UIS 4-10 5177 126pc or go full blown Patty Hearst with included gun

Crocodile Dentist

GRACKED.COM - This is the new version CROCODIS of SAMPLE - DAMING DENTISTRY WHAT DID IT Look LIKE BEFORE? I feed on the Thumbs of Children

Sky Dancers

Product Recalls Sky Dancers In 2000, Galoob Toys Inc. recalled 8.9 million Sky Dancers flying dolls due to reports of 150 injuries, including eye injuries, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations. CRACKED

The Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broom

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 VIBRATING BROOM. Sadly, they're no longer sold. It's a dick- shaped toy that vibrates when children stick it between their legs. (actual photo from Amazon) Actual Amazon review: When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really

The Sinking of the Titanic Game

SINKING OF THE TITANIC GAME The sinking of the TITANIC game TITANIC CRACKED.COM IDEAL The game you play as the ship goes down... then face the perll of the open sea! ADES HEMBO REQUIRED INEPLATERS - The sounds of people drowning are something that I can not describe to you ... it's the most dreadful sound. -Eva Hart, Titanic survivor

Atomic Energy Lab

ATOMIC ENERGY LAB GILBERT physics - ... ATOMIC ENERGY LAB - - 150 EXPORMENTO - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - available - - - - Everting! Safe! - GELBERT NALL OF SCIENCE - .... CRACKED.COM SILBERT CLOUD CHAMPER Did the Atomic Energy Lab come with actual uranium? Why, yes. Yes, it did.

Butcher Playset

BUTCHER PLAYSET GRACKED.COM The trouble started when Jeffrey asked if we could pretend to disembowl a hog.

Pinky Lee Medicine Chest

PINKY LEE MEDICINE CHEST BAND-AID - - IVORY Sun Pinky Lee TOY medicine GOOD CHOBIGNED.COM TOY THE HABIT Learn Pinky Lee's secret shames, then refill all the good prescriptions.

Javelin Darts

CRACKED.COM IT TOOK DEAD CHILDREN TO BAN LAWN DARTS. Contains 4 JAVELIN DARTS 2 TARGET CIRCLES HASBRO JAVELIN DARTS If you're going, What the hell were they thinking to sell huge flying metal spikes to play with, V you're not alone. The U.S. banned them for good in the late '80s-but only after they had caused thousands of injuries (and a few deaths) over three decades.

Bratz Babyz

CRACKED.COM BRATZ BABYZ SHOW YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO BE A MINX. - in These dolls went through the whole process of being conceived, designed, pitched, approved, manufactured, and distributed, and apparently no one along the line thought of saying, You know, maybe we really shouldn't sexualize babies.

CSI: Fingerprint Examination Kit

Product Recalls CSI Fingerprint Examination Toy Kit The Asbestos Disease Awareness Organization did a study in 2007 and found out that the hit had asbestos in it. That's not something you want anywhere, let alone in a toy for kids, so the kit was recalled. AGES 10+ CSI: ADULT SUPERVISION RECOMMENDED WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD Jomal parts Mot for children under 3 years CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION WARNING: FINGERPRINT - vo granos EXAMINATION KIT - - - - USE FINGERPRINT BRUSH COLLECT TO DUST EXAMINE, REAL - RECORD PRINTS TINGERPRINTS WITH DRISSONS CSI TEAM CSI: un nas F CRIME SCEN AT - NOTEBOOK

Aqua Dots

Product Recalls Aqua Dots/ Bindeez Beads A toy called Aqua Dots in the U.S. and Bindeez Beads in Australia was recalled after it was found to be contaminated with a chemical that can turn into a dangerous drug. Three children in Australia had to be hospitalized. THEMED THEMEO NEW NONE CHEMED LHEMED THEMED FRESH POLI QUA OOTS OUA OOTS AQUA OOTS AQUA OOTS AQUA OOTS COUEST POOT PAGS GOOD VEEMSH ECEAN adidas I I i I MADICADA ECTE BIO WITH - WATE MADE 1 Edite KIN WITH I FRAX CENTRA I Y MITTER CIN OGET MBC OFFICIAL - | adidas I

Build-A-Home & Subdivision Set

BUILD-A-HOME & SUBDIVION SET Kenner's GIRDER & PANEL Set No.16 BUILD-A-HOME & SUBDIVISION SET DESIGN and BUILD o GREAT VARIETY of DIFFERENT BEAUTIFUL HOMES Construct subdivisions with os many as six houses of o time Also Received Mutals I - - Centers - University - Date Aportments - Hamelo - - - - IT'S FUN... IT'S EASY! Beld business of GERDERS and JOESTS - the de - CRACKED COM - - - the Proble Well and PANELS - - - BLAPWARD - - - - - - - - - The owner may be liable for bodily injury or death that

Fist Faces

FIST FACES YOUR FIST BECOMES A REAL FACE MOVES-WIGGLES N TWITCHES CONTAINS WIG-1 KERCHIEF-4 FACES Fist Faces FUNNY FACE TOY 4 FACES-WIG-KERCHIEF MOUTH COLOR FOR HOURS OF PLAY E FUN GRACKED.COM REMCO The second most fun you can have playing with your fist.

Pez Shooter Dispenser

A toy gun that shoots delicious Pez candies? 98 98 fun to eat fun to shoot Ready- Aim- Fire! PEZ SHOOTER DISPENSER SEE BACK FOR EXCITING TARGET GAME UPT BISSTER B92 I P D E 4 P E P PE2 E N - NEWTONK.RU What could possibly go wrong? CRACKED COM

The Disney Princess Plastic Racing Trike

GRACKED.COM THIS TRICYCLE WAS THE MOST OBVIOUS RECALL EVER. The Disney Princess Plastic Racing Trike brings a fantasy kingdom close to your children. So close, in fact, they risk getting it impaled in their little skulls. One sudden stop is all it takes. To no one's surprise, this murdercycle was recalled in 2011.

Popeye’s Metal Tapping Set

POPEYE METAL TAPPING SET CARLTON DANK METAL TAPPING POPEYE SET ARF! ARF! COMPLETE with - CRACKED.COM DECORATIVE FRAMES for BOYS & GIRLS TAPPING TOOLS AGES INSTRUCTIONS 4to 8 Why create art with paint and paper when you can chisel it into a sharp sliver of tin?

Sixfinger

SIXFINGER SIXFINGE THE MOST AMAZING TOY EVER IT LOOKS LIKE A FINGER BUT IT DOES ALL THIS: CRACKED.COM GOS 1.SHOOTS CAP BOMB I E Indian I I when - an F - J F for I - - the - - It looks like a finger? Sure, if fingers had testicles.

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