32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

Suspension of disbelief killers!
32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

Oh, the eye-rolls these have elicited. There’s even a few brutal moments in here that threw out our neck from eye-rolling so hard. It sucks too, because we were so into what could’ve been such a great movie.

These movies had such potential. And they’re so close too. Like 98 percent of each movie is amazing. It’s just too bad that that missing 2 percent was god-awful enough to bring that 98 percent down to, well, whatever low score you think they deserve. We don’t even want to get into full-blown ratings right now. We’re already disappointed enough as it is.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

CRACKED.COM Breakfast at Tiffany's is still loved 60 years after its release. BUT MICKEY ROONEY IN YELLOWFACE ISN'T.

American Sniper

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

Superman

CRACKED.COM 1978's Superman is still the gold standard for superhero movies. THANKFULLY, NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF RECREATING THAT BAFFLING POEM. Can you read my mind? starts the poem that Lois Lane recites in her head for some damn reason as Supes takes her flying.

Alien

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

The Terminator

In the first movie, the Terminator was an unnerving, unrelenting, badass killing machine CSM-101 By the third one, he had become CRACKED.COM Elton John

It

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

Crystal Skull

THE BEST PART OF INDIANA JONES IS SEEING A VERY FLAWED, HUMAN CHARACTER WORK HIS WAY OUT OF IMPOSSIBLE SITUATIONS. THE WORST PART IS SEEING THAT GOOD WRITING GET TOSSED OUT FOR TACKY, POINTLESS CGI IN KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL. CRACKED.COM

Austin Powers

CRACKED AUSTIN POWERS DRINKS STOOL THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME FAT BASTARD STOOL SAMPLE This ridiculous gag (pun intended) has the coffee pot right next to Fat Bastard's stool sample, and overall it's a bit nutty. Like, why? Why does he drink fecal matter?

Animal House

CRACKED BLUTO'S ZIT BIT ANIMAL HOUSE Apparently John Belushi improvised that zit bit on the spot, and we can't help but feel for the actors who had mashed potatoes (or whatever it was) spit all over them. It's the one time we kinda wanted the preps to kick his ass.

There’s Something About Mary

CRACKED DISCUSSING DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY The gross-out humor is actually really good. They pull off a ton of memorable raunchy bits, but Matt Dillon using the R word, referring to a kid as Mongo, and discussing his cage, and his leash has never sat well with decent viewers.

Crazy, Stupid, Love

CRACKED ROBBIE GETS MATERIAL CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE ... BERNS As a cute ending, 17 year old Jessica hands 13 year old Robbie her nude photos (that she originally gave his father). We get the sentiment, but there's no way a teen girl would want those pics out in the world, so it's a weak, easy ending for these characters.

Ghostbusters

CRACKED GHOSTLY ORAL GHOSTBUSTERS Because '80s kids were swimming in Ghostbusters merch, it's easy to forget the really off putting moment where Ray (Dan Aykroyd) received fellatio from a ghost. What do you even call an inter-spiritual sex act?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

CRACKED THE RHINO BIRTH SCENE. ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS A 2nd Ace Ventura could've been a great one-two punch (like Home Alone) but they opted for shock value. Being birthed from a fake rhino was sloppy, and we can't even remember the movie's plot. Something about a bat?

The Heat

CRACKED THE TRACHEOTOMY THE HEAT Glaringly out of place. Tonally and structurally. It had nothing to do with the plot, and was just some bad, explicit SNL sketch plunked into a movie.

The Simpsons Movie

CRACKED BART'S PENIS THE SIMPSONS MOVIE Why did they have to expose Bart Simpson's little yellow 10 year old penis to the world? The joke is okay, but no one on Earth should know what Bart's penis looks like. Eight year old Ralph seeing it and saying, I like men now is just unsettling.

Van Wilder

CRACKED THE PASTRY FILLING SCENE. VAN WILDER Filling pastries with dog semen is the pinnacle of gross college movie pranks. Pleasuring a dog while he looks at female dogs has to be some form of bestiality, and the way those preppy dudes lap it up is just nauseating.

Anchorman

CRACKED THE NEWS TEAM BATTLE ROYALE. ANCHORMAN The epic fight scene made an already silly movie a full-on cartoon by chopping Luke Wilson's arm off, and having Brick stab a man in the heart with a trident.

Zack and Miri Make A Porno

CRACKED THAT POOR CAMERAMAN'S FACE. ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO We can all get behind (pun intended) the many sex scenes, but did they need to drop feces all over that dude's face? Apparently it's based on a real experience, but you know Kevin Smith greatly exaggerated the amount, and it's nauseating.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

CRACKED EINHORN IS FINKLE. FINKLE IS EINHORN. ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE Problematic, yes, but this isn't a righteous look how far we've come critique. Story-wise, the reveal of Einhorn's bulge tucked between her legs was shock value, leagues above the rest of the movie's tone. Was it really needed to tell a stolen dolphin story?

Meet the Parents

CRACKED GREG FOCKER'S AIRPLANE RANT. MEET THE PARENTS AA AA We get that this was his low point, but his tirade felt like a Lewis Black stand up rant about luggage. Screaming at a stewardess and being flippant about bombs was out of character, and turned him into someone we didn't want to root for.

American Pie 2

CRACKED STIFLER CAN TASTE THE BUBBLES. AMERICAN PIE 2 When the original had things in pies and flutes in places, the sequel wanted to double the raunchiness with half the effort. A girl plans to shower Stifler in champagne just as a guy starts peeing off the balcony, and it feels like a gross-out Three Stooges scene.

Sausage Party

CRACKED THE FOOD ORGY SAUSAGE PARTY It felt like they were just shoving the adult themes down our throats, like look at how crass we can make a Pixar movie. The unnecessary orgy scene took it way too far. Leave animated sex scenes to Team America: World Police.

The Beach

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

The Godfather III

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

The Omen

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

The Passion of the Christ

CRACKED.COM THE PASSION OF THECHRIST During the flogging of Jesus scene, Satan passes through the crowd, holding a grotesque baby. It's meant to be disturbing, but the expression on the child's face makes it look like he's saying, YOU MAD, BRO?

Jurassic Park III

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

Day of the Dead

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

The Lord of the Rings

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

Suicide Squad

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

License to Kill

In License to Kill, the villain brutally murders a guy by sabotaging a decompression chamber. SCARY And when that guy's head inflates like a balloon? Eh, not so much CRACKED.COM

The Happening

32 Singular Movie Moments That Dragged the Rest of Their Movies Down With Them

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