20 TV Shows That Would Be the Best at ‘The Purge’

‘Everything would finally come up Millhouse’
20 TV Shows That Would Be the Best at ‘The Purge’

Whether you love the Purge series of films or you need most of your hand to count to your high school GPA, you can’t deny that they really let a lot of fascinating implications go unexplored. It all focuses on roving gangs of murderous psychopaths attacking obvious targets, like wealthy home security tycoons and people dumb enough to go outside during the Purge. What about average families and groups of friends? Or maybe those just a little wittier and more dramatic than average?

“Let’s say the Purge has been around since 1980, (and) since then, (it’s been) written into every sitcom like a ‘Christmas episode,’” one Redditor suggested to r/AskReddit. “What was the family from Home Improvement doing? How about Steve Urkel? The Friends friends? The Cheers bar must have done something special.”

They then asked, “What were our favorite characters doing for the Purge?” and tons of mayhem followed.

nomoslowmoyohomo 10y ago The One With the Purge
gordonfroman 10y ago Squidward murders both Patrick and spongebob
 10y ago Carl Winslow kills Steve Urkle.
yvelmachida 10y ago Deborah shoots Frank and Marie in the head, twice
 10y ago Everything would finally come up Milhouse
mission17 10y ago Leslie Knope would burn down all the libraries.
Legabitloose 10y ago Community paintball episode except with real guns.
Scumbag_ 10y ago The Fairy Odd Parents would cast Timmy a spell that makes him rich and good at everything he does since there are no rules now.
JMEt_B 0 10y ago The entire staff at the New York District Attorneys office commits purgery. Elliot Stabler doesn't do anything differently.
beretbabe88 10y ago Roy from the IT Crowd would just use EVERY disabled toilet in town. Moss would jaywalk and worry himself sick about the consequences.
Rhodie114 10y ago Lily poisons every source of freshwater in NYC and skips town to San Francisco like the giant fucking grinch she is.
argyllcampbell 10y ago The office. Dwight would end up slaughtering anyone unusual who tried to enter the office. After being absent most of the episode, creed would appear at the end covered in blood.
kyle_loves_kittehs 10y ago How come the Purge movies only went into killing. It says all crime is legal. You can do ANYTHING. Breaking Bad: Purge Episode, business is booming.
jackeetreehorn 10y ago . Edited 10y ago Not doing the Purge?! NOT. DOING. THE PURGE! But Jerry, you have to do the Purge! It's the Purge! But I don't wanna do the Purge!
lemurscreech 10y ago On 30 Rock, Jenna decides to kill Tracy for attention, Jack tries to find a way to monetize the event for television and Liz tries to keep Dennis who has inexplicably taken out a life insurance policy on her, from killing her.
dreamsinred 10y ago llanna, Abby, Hymie and Lincoln hunker down in Abby's apartment. llanna gets some sort of hardcore drugs for the occasion, Abby looses her shit and non-fatally stabs Bevers, who of course just invited himself to stay. Hymie cries, Lincoln tries to help since he's practically a doctor. Bevers can't figure out why his friend Abby stabbed him. TI;dr Broad City.
nekowolf 10y ago NORM! How's life treating you Mr. Peterson? Like I just murdered its entire family. Cliff ambles up... A little known fact about the Purge. It was started because a local police station lost all its records for the previous day so all the crime that happen on that because legal. People liked that, and so they kept it on as an annual tradition.
regal1989 10y ago Arrested Development would be way more interesting. Bluth Sr. would do outright illegal deals, probably selling WMDS to Syria. Mrs. Bluth would try to get the kids to all scheme to kill eachother. Everyone would fail except Buster who accidentally kills the guy who sells him a gun while learning to use it. George Micheal and Maybie team up to kill somone that really anooys them, perhaps Steve Holt or Anne, but they fail as well.
onijin 10y ago Big Bang Theory : Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Howard defend the apartment. Funny things happen like colanders for helmets, LARP jokes involving chain mail and swords, and for some reason the phone ringing constantly. At the end of the episode Penny shows up looking like Mad Max and complaining about a bad taste in her mouth, and why the hell did nobody answer the phone.
zsc81 10y ago The cast of It's Always Sunny just being themselves.

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