17 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 11, 2023

Aaron Rodgers… woof!
17 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 11, 2023

This week, TMZ obtained footage of Jonathan Majors intervening before a fight between two Hollywood High School students could get any worse. Breaking up a fight when you’ve generated bad press for multiple assault allegations would usually be good publicity, but that’s not the case for the actor whose star burned out faster than you can say “Quantumania.” Instead of the de-escalation generating goodwill, Twitter users pounced on Majors, with many quick to point out the actor’s signature goofy newsboy cap as well as calling out how staged the scene looked. The publicity does all seem a little too convenient, as Majors will be back in court soon to contest the alleged altercation with his ex-girlfriend. 

Majors didn’t bear the brunt of the insults alone, though. Other targets over the last seven days included a bunch of bottoms, New York Zoomers and a washed-up boy band with a very distinct energy.

BOI @Bolverk15 . 5 5d Why do all of my kids hate me? - the man who keeps giving them names inspired by transformers or warhammer 40k @PopBase. 5d Pop Base Elon Musk and Grimes had a third child named Techno Mechanicus, a new biography of Elon Musk reveals. 112 1,102 21.3K 759K
BEN BEAL @imbenbeal. 1d its so cool that this was shot only on iphone with $500k+ of other equipment @liviesthinker . 2d olivia rodrigo for Apple CC 0:17 170 10.5M 6,674 131K
anania @Anania00 - 4d girl ain't nobody looking at twig one and two im looking at mother Pop Base @PopBase 4d Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet at the US Open. usopen 22 : 0:23 597 10.9K 175K 14.3M
stophis design Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 3d This writer strike is revealing both these executives have awful ideas and that their coke is not hittin anymore DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 3d A fully animated 'TOY STORY' version of the Falcons vs Jaguars NFL game will be streaming on Disney+ on October 1. CC TOY STORY FUNDAY ESPN Disney+ + S ASTR ikon FOOTBALL USA NГL OMM lson NFL NFL 0:51 23 563 7,873 458K
no @zedonarrival. 3d timothée chalamet was on a playground in midtown eating sand while you were downtown interviewing for corporate jobs in 2001. sound that out in the mirror Club Chalamet @ClubChalamet. 3d Once a New Yorker, always a New Yorker. In July 2001, I turned down a job opportunity that was located on the 102nd floor of the WTC. Although the money was exceptional, the job was going to steer me in a financial direction that I didn't want. Also, my gut instinct was on high... Show more 4 274 5,057 383K
Tayoncé Defense Attorney has GUTS @another... 3d ... *** doesn't deserve to be grouped in with these degenerates, all he did was be a broke pisces @TAY1ORHAZ3. 4d what are pretty girls always with the ugliest men 81 1,233 29K del 1.7M
mastiff @m4stiff. 3 3d ... im uninstalling baldurs gate asterion asked if i had a crush on him and i said yes and he called me ugly 103 2,485 39.7K ils 1.4M
#1 meat and fire fan @philatticus 3d Joe Douglas putting all of his eggs into the basket of an old dude who only takes medical advice from the dark web and 14th century monastic tomes doesn't get criticized enough JPAFootball JPA @jasrifootball.3d TRENDING: Multiple #Jets coaches haven't slept due to the devastation of Aaron Rodgers' season ending Achilles injury, via @PScrrags It's 7:05 in the morning, and I've been texting with three different Jets coaches for the last several hours. They haven't slept.... Show more FDNY 8 RODGERS C **** 8 8 2 26 157 17.1K
letterboxd reviews with threatening auras @let... 1d ... clementine PRO Bottoms 2023 1/2 BOTTOMS Watched Aug 29, 2023 letterboxd freaking out about this because half the userbase is lesbians with no rizz 5 277 5,308 183K
@urcromo . 1d Everyone under 25 in nyc rn Manny + @DapperManny - 1d twitter.com/pvctote/status... 29 2,514 20.3K 1.1M
Grady Booch @Grady_Booch 1d The foxes will brief the hens on chicken coop design. @cb_doge 2d DogeDesigner Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg will brief U.S. senators on artificial intelligence today. The forum will also feature Sam Altman, Sundar Pichai and Bill Gates. 29 198 1,060 60.3K
Sen. Lemon Gogurt (I - Podcastia) @Ugarles . 3 3d i think we can figure out why he wants to see a movie where hot girls talk to sewer mutants flglmn @flglmn . 3 3d why, if you have a desire for beauty that you expect to have catered to, are you watching a movie for children about radioactive turtle mutants that live in the sewer Richard Hanania Subscribe ... @RichardHanania In the new Ninja Turtles movie, they not only made April black but as ugly as possible, an ok face, but literally the body of a short and obese 60 year old woman. This isn't even
Soundwave @LocalSoundwave- 3d ... Aaron Rodgers aint got no family, no friends, no girl, no pets, bro is just going home tonight with 1 working leg to a totinos pizza
Kristian @earth2dot . 14h ... Sie. @Cindtrillella 21h LMFAO000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000О... 30 2,808 13.7K 740K
Strictly 4 My X'ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom.21h ... It doesn't matter who's wrong or right... just beat it... TMZ TMZ @TMZ.22h Jonathan Majors Breaking Up Intense High School Fight, First Video tmz.me/gy6L91U 59 1,812 7,172 560K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen 1d each one looks like a subtly distinct type of youth pastor Chris Black @donetodeath.2d LMAO US WEEKLY EXCLUSIVE 98 DEGREES ARE BACK! As they launch a tour and new music, the boy banders say they' 're having more fun than ever. They open up to Us about their journey to stardom and how the last 25 years have changed them 103 1,253 17.3K 1.6M
Chris Castellani @Castellani2014. 1d This is exactly what Harvey Dent said right before he had half his face blown off. The Athletic @TheAthletic 1d A Aaron Rodgers speaks out for the first time since his season-ending Achilles injury. METLIA ADIUM GG The night is darkest before the dawn. And I shall rise yet again. Aaron Rodgers via Instagram after his injury Michael Owens/Getty Images 82 34.6K 2,864 4.1M
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