We're sick of eating lies.
Will everyone around us have enlarged lips and paralyzed faces?
Spies writing about spies spying on spies.
Think of all the sugary goodness we're missing out on.
Disney costumes are precious. Their employees' crotches, not so much.
Quick, find a pharaoh to drown.
Sometimes the things we're done with retire to very strange places.
Giving hipsters a bad name.