Cracked Archive - Weird World
A Picasso Art Thief Used One Sketch As A Bandage
He needed to stop the bleeding, so he used the closest thing available.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 5 Hilarious Memes With Messed-Up Origins
Sometimes, you're better off not knowing where it came from.
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- By Michael Dawson
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Salvador Dalí Demanded An Elephant As Payment ... And Got It
Dalí was a real-life Bart Simpson.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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New York Has Been Waging War On Geese, To Save Planes
Do not mourn geese; they are flying demons.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Many Babies Straight-Up Hate Their Fathers
Babies, especially breastfeeding ones, only like Mom.
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- By Chris Corlew
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10 Famous Serial Killers' Dumbest Details
The cops let Ted Bundy slip right out the window.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Awful Insights From My Near-Death Experience
In 2019, I almost died, and it sucked.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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7 Horror Stories That Came From Real-Life, Not Movies
Sometimes, the universe throws us a frightening curveball.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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'JRR Token' Cryptocurrency Got Tossed In A Volcano By The Tolkien Estate
Once again proving that people who are into this virtual money cult are neither clever nor funny.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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7 Ways Coca-Cola's Cocaine Connection Goes Deeper Than We Realized
They still use coca extract—and no one else can, because Coca-Cola got cocaine banned.
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- By Dana Larsen
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Queen Elizabeth Owns Every Dolphin In The U.K.
These 'royal fish' may not really be fish, but they do look royal.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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6 Side Effects Of Adding A Kid To Your House
Before you have a kid, your house is your home. Then babies come along.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Hoaxsters Tricked The United Nations Into Kicking Out A Real Company
The luxury jet interiors company that wasn't ... or was it?
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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How A Town Used Guinness World Records To Save Itself
A small Illinois town is known for its collection of objects that are featured in the Guinness World Records.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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Sweden's Most Famous Serial Killer Didn't Kill Anyone
Confessed to 30 murders, convicted of eight, committed zero.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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