Cracked Archive - Weird World
Canada Changed Its Money, So Star Trek Vandalism Is Harder
'Five dollar Spocking' was a dangerous trend, said Canada.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Why Is American Chocolate So Gross? (VIDEO)
Hey, at least the child slaves are all grown up now!
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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18 Baffling Toys Of Our Favorite Characters
Bonkers things happen in the name of collecting little kids' birthday cash, which is how these ridiculous action figures ended up gracing store shelves.
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- By Erik Barnes
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16 Blood-Curdling Facts About Vampires
Morbius sucks, but these facts don't.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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The Stupidest Ways To Stop Vampires
Force it to count a bunch of rice!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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3 Types Of Vampire Even Worse Than The Kind We Know
A vampire that hops instead of walking's a bad idea.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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In Georgia, They Can Banish You To The Swamps
You'll probably choose to leave Georgia altogether.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Stop Freaking Out That There's A Pizza Hut By The Pyramids
If you haven't been there, you're just crying sour grapes
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- By Ryan Menezes
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If Wine Was Honest (VIDEO)
Want enough poison to blunt your sense but want it weak enough you have to drink a whole bottle?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Meet The Kappa, The Mythological Turtleman Who Steals Souls From Butts
Silly Kappa, butts are for bathrooms!
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- By Eli Yudin
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If Toilet Paper Commercials Were Honest (VIDEO)
They'd be a POV, one-shot, horror film. Probably.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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The Urban Legend Of The Mothman, West Virginia's Famous Red-Eyed Omen
Spooky supernatural creature of ominous portent, or scary story for children in thick wool sweaters?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Mocking Pizza Hut Only Makes Them Stronger
They lick your tears up like spilled marinara.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Costco Is One Of America's Most Successful Pizza Chains
They sell so much pizza. Unclear if they make any money though.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The New York Vs Chicago Pizza Debate - As Explained By A Chicagoan
Let's clear up some of the pizza city beef misconceptions.
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- By Chris Corlew
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