Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

The Lifespan of Every TV Show Ever [COMIC]

Every TV show follows a certain downward spiral.

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6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)

Remember: Mindless creatures that feed on human flesh shouldn't factor into your business plan, Ever.

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Why don't you...try it on for me [COMIC]

Th ... thanks.

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If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.

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Dreams: Inception vs. Reality [CHART]

Some subtle differences between what the movie shows us and what most of us see when our brains shut down at night.

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Evolution of the Public's Tolerance for Mel Gibson [CHART]

How he wore out the public's tolerance for complete jerk-offs

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The 6 Saddest Attempts to Follow Up Pop Culture Classics

Just because you've created one masterpiece doesn't mean everything you touch is going to be gold.

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Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]

Thanks for giving a shit, internet!

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Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie (Is The Worst Film Ever Made)

Fatal Deviation is an ancient curse on the Irish people, passed on by a few VHS tapes like cinematic herpes until DVD technology re-released it on the world in exactly the same way archaeological digs re-release angry mummies.

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The Real Reason She's Making You Go See 'Eclipse' [GRAPH]

The reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation.

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6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)

More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.

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7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.

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6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away

Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?

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5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.

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