Jackson wasn't the first person to try to adapt J.R.R. Tolkien's work -- a few others got damn close. And most of those movies would've been insane.
It's surprisingly common for popular movies to leave out shockingly disturbing facts.
These very real people who found themselves faced with extraordinary circumstances -- and reacted by ramping a flaming police car into those circumstances.
Even great pieces of fiction can sometimes be the result of a series of bizarrely bad decisions and idiotic ideas.
We expect our famous people to be a little bit crazy, because money and fame mess with your head in ways science can barely comprehend. But still ...
If Hollywood has half a brain, they'll make everything I've suggested here into a show.
This movie could be what the Civil War storyline should've been in the first place.
There's a whole alternate history of Hollywood lying on the cutting room floor.
These goth chicks drove me to distraction from birth to today.
So whatever happened to good old physical effects -- you know, the models, animatronics, all that stuff? Well, we asked a couple of experts that very question.
If dating life has got you down, remember that things could always be worse.
G, PG, PG-13, and R have all got to go.
We're not sure if life on a film set would be hilarious or a freaking nightmare.
Somehow these writers, producers and directors all took a look at the same source material, the Bible, and thought the best way to advocate for Christ was through face-eating madness.