Jackson wasn't the first person to try to adapt J.R.R. Tolkien's work -- a few others got damn close. And most of those movies would've been insane.
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Somehow these writers, producers and directors all took a look at the same source material, the Bible, and thought the best way to advocate for Christ was through face-eating madness.