Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Direct 'The Avengers 2' in 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead

WARNING: The scene you are about to witness is a chilling preview of humanity’s future, but not humanity’s far future. Maybe two haircuts from now. And if you’re bald, you will grow a lustrous mane minutes after reading this article. Your scalp will soon sport some real 'Yanni Live at the Acropolis' shit.

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4 Great Movie Characters Who Need to Try a New Genre

There are characters whose movies we can watch over and over, but we'd like to see them doing something just a little bit different

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5 Classic Movies Made by People Who Wanted Them to Fail

Can a movie succeed if the very people behind it are doing everything in their power to make sure that it fails? (Hint: Yes.)

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Censor Popular Cartoons

Sometimes the desire to protect children's sensitive brains turns into bizarre self-parody.

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5 Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes in Their Own Sequels

It turns out, some sequels only exist by feeding off the carcass of the original's now-mangled plot.

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25 Behind the Scenes Movie Photos You Can't Un-See

Movies rely a lot on the viewers' suspension of disbelief. But thanks to the Internet, that disbelief is being shattered.

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5 Awesome Things Invented by the Last People You'd Expect

Great inventions can come from anywhere. Even the last place you would ever expect.

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5 Dumb Movies With Disproportionately Awesome Theme Songs

I'm not saying these movies are necessarily terrible -- I'm saying their theme songs are so excessively and even unfairly good that they make the film look like shit in comparison.

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When Famous Cartoon Characters Finally Snap

Cartoon characters are already pretty questionable in the sanity department -- it's no surprise that a lot of them would lose it eventually.

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3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own 'Twilight' Spinoff

You're shitting the bed, Hollywood.

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5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn't Realize Were Stupid

People in movies can be pretty dumb.

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6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies

Half the fun of watching a movie is later poring over the DVD frame by frame for hours and hours so that you can pick up on the Easter eggs hidden within.

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The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History

A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.

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How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Fare in a Slasher Movie

The following iconic movie characters, for reasons too obvious and straightforward to even mention, all ended up gathering at an abandoned summer camp one spooky weekend.

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16 Bizarre Background Characters You Missed in Famous Movies

Thanks to the advent of the Internet, it turns out extras are doing a lot more than just filling space, often times even stealing the scene.

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