Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Amazing 'Lord of the Rings' Movies We'll Never See
5 Amazing 'Lord of the Rings' Movies We'll Never See

Jackson wasn't the first person to try to adapt J.R.R. Tolkien's work -- a few others got damn close. And most of those movies would've been insane.

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5 'Based On A True Story' (BS) Movies
5 'Based On A True Story' (BS) Movies

It's surprisingly common for popular movies to leave out shockingly disturbing facts.

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5 Absurd Action Movie Scenes That Happened in Real Life
5 Absurd Action Movie Scenes That Happened in Real Life

These very real people who found themselves faced with extraordinary circumstances -- and reacted by ramping a flaming police car into those circumstances.

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4 WTF True Stories Behind the Traits of Famous Characters
4 WTF True Stories Behind the Traits of Famous Characters

Even great pieces of fiction can sometimes be the result of a series of bizarrely bad decisions and idiotic ideas.

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Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Bizarre Paranormal Beliefs
Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Bizarre Paranormal Beliefs

We expect our famous people to be a little bit crazy, because money and fame mess with your head in ways science can barely comprehend. But still ...

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4 Celebrity Team Ups Too Awesome to Ever Happen
4 Celebrity Team Ups Too Awesome to Ever Happen

If Hollywood has half a brain, they'll make everything I've suggested here into a show.

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6 Ways the New 'Captain America' Movie Will Fix the Original
6 Ways the New 'Captain America' Movie Will Fix the Original

This movie could be what the Civil War storyline should've been in the first place.

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6 Twist Movie Endings We Never Got to See
6 Twist Movie Endings We Never Got to See

There's a whole alternate history of Hollywood lying on the cutting room floor.

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5 Goth Women of Film (And Why We Love Them)
5 Goth Women of Film (And Why We Love Them)

These goth chicks drove me to distraction from birth to today.

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5 Surprising Things You Learn Designing Movie Monsters
5 Surprising Things You Learn Designing Movie Monsters

So whatever happened to good old physical effects -- you know, the models, animatronics, all that stuff? Well, we asked a couple of experts that very question.

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The 6 Most Pathetic Dating Show Contestants of All Time
The 6 Most Pathetic Dating Show Contestants of All Time

If dating life has got you down, remember that things could always be worse.

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5 Movie Ratings That Would Actually Be Helpful
5 Movie Ratings That Would Actually Be Helpful

G, PG, PG-13, and R have all got to go.

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6 Epic Meltdowns By Actors
6 Epic Meltdowns By Actors

We're not sure if life on a film set would be hilarious or a freaking nightmare.

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5 Insane Christian Movies You Won't Believe Are Serious
5 Insane Christian Movies You Won't Believe Are Serious

Somehow these writers, producers and directors all took a look at the same source material, the Bible, and thought the best way to advocate for Christ was through face-eating madness.

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