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Direct 'The Avengers 2' in 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead

WARNING: The scene you are about to witness is a chilling preview of humanity’s future, but not humanity’s far future. Maybe two haircuts from now. And if you’re bald, you will grow a lustrous mane minutes after reading this article. Your scalp will soon sport some real 'Yanni Live at the Acropolis' shit.


4 Great Movie Characters Who Need to Try a New Genre

There are characters whose movies we can watch over and over, but we'd like to see them doing something just a little bit different


5 Classic Movies Made by People Who Wanted Them to Fail

Can a movie succeed if the very people behind it are doing everything in their power to make sure that it fails? (Hint: Yes.)


The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Censor Popular Cartoons

Sometimes the desire to protect children's sensitive brains turns into bizarre self-parody.


5 Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes in Their Own Sequels

It turns out, some sequels only exist by feeding off the carcass of the original's now-mangled plot.


25 Behind the Scenes Movie Photos You Can't Un-See

Movies rely a lot on the viewers' suspension of disbelief. But thanks to the Internet, that disbelief is being shattered.


5 Awesome Things Invented by the Last People You'd Expect

Great inventions can come from anywhere. Even the last place you would ever expect.


5 Dumb Movies With Disproportionately Awesome Theme Songs

I'm not saying these movies are necessarily terrible -- I'm saying their theme songs are so excessively and even unfairly good that they make the film look like shit in comparison.


When Famous Cartoon Characters Finally Snap

Cartoon characters are already pretty questionable in the sanity department -- it's no surprise that a lot of them would lose it eventually.


3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own 'Twilight' Spinoff

You're shitting the bed, Hollywood.


5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn't Realize Were Stupid

People in movies can be pretty dumb.


6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies

Half the fun of watching a movie is later poring over the DVD frame by frame for hours and hours so that you can pick up on the Easter eggs hidden within.


The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History

A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.


How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Fare in a Slasher Movie

The following iconic movie characters, for reasons too obvious and straightforward to even mention, all ended up gathering at an abandoned summer camp one spooky weekend.


16 Bizarre Background Characters You Missed in Famous Movies

Thanks to the advent of the Internet, it turns out extras are doing a lot more than just filling space, often times even stealing the scene.