Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Video Game Formats That Would've Saved Famously Bad Movies

These are movies that would work way better if you could buy useless DLC for them after a few months.

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Famous Actors Who Were Tricked Into Being In Bad Movies

Ryan Reynolds went through the equivalent of starring in a snuff film in order to pay for college.

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6 Adaptations That Fixed The Book (According To The Author)

It turns out the comic book writer of 'The Walking Dead' is totally in love with a character he didn't even create.

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8 Oddly Specific Trends That Will Change Movies Forever

If a film did well this year, it's guaranteed there will be ten more identical ones following along like mediocre ducklings

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6 Sad Things We Learn About Humanity Through Sex Tape Leaks

While it's publically understood that leaking someone's sex tape is super immoral, that hasn't stopped us from trivializing it in the same dumb ways every single time.

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7 Franchises That Secretly Reused One Actor In Many Roles

Professor Flitwick's complete makeover couldn't have been an accident.

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How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.

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7 Deleted Scenes That Would've Ended Superhero Franchises

We could've had Wu-Tang in a Marvel flick. Someone really dropped the ball.

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6 Inexcusable Director Cameos (In Their Own Movies)

George Lucas' cameo is as awful as you're imagining it.

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6 Children's Stories That Other Countries Turned Insane

If there are two ingredients guaranteed to automatically up the insanity quotient of your 'Aladdin' movie, it's the 1970s and Bollywood.

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The Most Staged Reality Shows Ever

If you still think reality shows have elements that aren't fake, congratulations! The time machine worked and you've escaped the 1990s.

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5 Things I Learned As A Child Star Of The Worst Movie Ever

The film was technically inept, its plot was nonsense, and the actors seemed to be actively trying to escape the set in every scene. And now hear from one of them.

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The Pros And Cons Of Attending 9 Fictional Colleges

Any school where your final grade is determined pretty much by your success at field day is OK by us.

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Famous Books With Filthy Sex Scenes (That Were Unfilmable)

First it starts out with a little self-fiddling next to a sleeping dragon, then things get weird from there.

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7 Fixes That Would Make Classic Franchises Bearable Again

They should've just made 'PotC' an episodic series instead of the fantastical mess it turned into.

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